By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 473
You deserved it 9 058

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Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.

I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!

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Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.

ss_20_xx 14

"Mmm I wanna tie him up to the bedpost...red fluffy handcuffs...bite him all over his body... Glow-in-the-dark condoms...whipped cream..." Yup I guess she might have said some embarrassing stuff he shouldn't have heard since he's soo goodlooking.

superguppy19 3

Sounds like alot of fun

15- How did you know that's what I do with my boyfriend?! MIND READER! Just kidding. For the most part...

Of course it was awkward and bad. I don't really see how this could be an FML if she just went about saying, "Oh how I'd love to just take him out to dinner, maybe a walk in the park while we watch the sunset"

lorenzoman77 7

Leather? Chains and whips?

Hopefully, she didn't mention every sex position she wanted to try with him...

1 - minecraft is awesome!

TheEpicMilkMan 13

*plays Rihanna - S&M on radio* sticks and stones may break her bones but chains and whips excite OP.... :3

aaahhhfire21 0

Just think all the things you've hoped may actually happen now that u know he knows all that you've said..... That or shits gonna get awkward

TheEpicMilkMan 13

#66 oh god :3

AppallingRogue 2

Haha I see what you did there.

I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!

Oh really. Must we really complain about double standards, sexism, etc? Boo-hoo. Get over it. This hardly seems like the appropriate forum for such politics.

16- just LOL. You're a moron.

If everyone screamed harassment because someone else had an interest in them, no one would ever date anyone..

23- And I would be in jail by now...

16 - This is a perfectly suitable forum for such a discussion. After all, OPs and commenters alike get brutalised by double standards on a daily basis here on FML.

KinkyBitch1994 0

That sucks.. At least he knows! Plus, you have probably done worse in that room than talk about that guy.. maybe he liked what he heard ;)

Well, atleast Now he knows you're down!

Ya now he thinks your a creeper. He probably thinks your his crazy stalker.

Take it positively, it can be a chance to get along with him. He now knows you're interested and he may be the same :)

And kids that is how I met your mother.

reddudeover 2

Op - Oh yeah he's really cute, he just seems so gay though, so INCREDIBLY gay. Maybe that's why it's an FML?

LoganBurrito 6

Obviously LoganBurrito is mad with rage against the Taco people.

Haven't you ever heard walls have ears?

And the hills have eyes.

Quack quack BANG!

borkchop1992 15

Hey maybe that will turn him on you will find him at your doorstep some day.

reddudeover 2

I like women who were direct, you like me? Well then walk up and grab my nut sack.

So, you're looking for the kind of girl who would walk up to a random guy and grab his crotch? Oh well, whatever floats your boat, I guess...

reddudeover 2

Grab my crotch? Ewwww no. Nut sack = a tasty bag of treats. You people have dirty minds.

I don't know why people are thumbing you down you are hilarious

reddudeover 2

65 - FML, is farless about what you say and more about how long you've been around and how many people "like" you. On a previous account with 1000's of comments I could say the most crazy things and people would thumbs me up just cause. Thanks for the compliment BTW, it's always good to hear. :D

reddudeover - I'd like to start by saying I hope I spelled your name right and finish by saying that I couldn't agree more with your comment.

reddudeover 2

Also, how quickly you post is a factor as well. After viewing your profile all I can say is I love parkour, taekwondo (hope I spelled those right), and I'm gonna have to check out the first band something something circuits never heard of them. :D Good day fellow FMLer - I too, under normal circumstances, do not conduct my oration as such.

I looks like you're talking to yourself bro.

smydiwannafthata 5

From now on just say loudly that now you are going to brush your teeth with your electric tooth brush. As long as he does not question why are doing that in your bed, all akwardness will be explained.

lukep135 6

Dafuq?