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"Mmm I wanna tie him up to the bedpost...red fluffy handcuffs...bite him all over his body... Glow-in-the-dark condoms...whipped cream..." Yup I guess she might have said some embarrassing stuff he shouldn't have heard since he's soo goodlooking.

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Of course it was awkward and bad. I don't really see how this could be an FML if she just went about saying, "Oh how I'd love to just take him out to dinner, maybe a walk in the park while we watch the sunset"

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16 - This is a perfectly suitable forum for such a discussion. After all, OPs and commenters alike get brutalised by double standards on a daily basis here on FML.

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65 - FML, is farless about what you say and more about how long you've been around and how many people "like" you. On a previous account with 1000's of comments I could say the most crazy things and people would thumbs me up just cause. Thanks for the compliment BTW, it's always good to hear. :D

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Also, how quickly you post is a factor as well. After viewing your profile all I can say is I love parkour, taekwondo (hope I spelled those right), and I'm gonna have to check out the first band something something circuits never heard of them. :D Good day fellow FMLer - I too, under normal circumstances, do not conduct my oration as such.

From now on just say loudly that now you are going to brush your teeth with your electric tooth brush. As long as he does not question why are doing that in your bed, all akwardness will be explained.

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