Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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I know her so well
Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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feven 32
It's a sign.
azelk 8
Forget about your life, F that horses life!
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Comments (169)
Artures_way1 23
What did you expected from a mistreated horse?
mrtonyanderson 20
The horse died just like your relationship will
MzZombicidal 36
So much sass.
subduedbeast 14
Going on 3 years now! But thanks for your kind words!
Ramanella 26
I feel a bit bad about the fact that I care more about the horse than you in this situation.
subduedbeast 14
Haha! Well to be honest we kinda did too.
pollymo14 13
Why are people saying "you deserved it?" The vast majority of posts on fml are actually horrible experiences that happened by chance, and yet there are hundreds of people that still say that you deserved it. I'd like to know why.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Some people press it accidentally. Some people are assholes and press it because they don't like horses or they're bitter about not having a relationship and they're jealous of OP. Some people press it to get the YDI badge. There's tons of reasons.
awkwarddebater 12
There's also a big problem of horses being mistreated in horse-drawn carriages and the like, as well as it just not being very good for the horses to have to walk around the city all the time. It's pretty well-publicized, so arguably OP should have known about the abuse. I'm a bit surprised how many people on this thread haven't heard about it.
Isa_fml 20
They deserve it for patronising a business that is harmful to animals.
subduedbeast 14
Well 97, I know the guy that runs this park, and he is a good guy and cares for his animals like no one I know, he truly loves them. So I am not "patronizing a business harmful to animals" I knew this horse and he loved what he did. But he was 22. So thank you for your unneeded comment about something you knew nothing of.
monster_tamer 11
I'm surprised a draft horse was still working at 22. They tend to die a bit earlier than most horses because they're so big. I could see a light carriage horse pulling gently at 22, but a clydesdale... he's an old man. I'm sure he loved his work, many work animals do (horses, sled dogs, etc...), but I think it's fair to say he should have been put to retirement at least a year ago. However, the concerns brought in by other commentators are absolutely spot on, in terms of how most 'rental rides' work. The horses are overworked, they pull too much weight and for too long, they're not always given enough food, the asphalt is horrible for their hooves and knees... it's pretty horrific.
monster_tamer 11
Edit because I tried to edit my comment and time ran out before I could finish: I'm surprised a draft horse was still working at 22. They tend to die a bit earlier than most horses because they're so big. I could see a light carriage horse pulling gently at 22, but a clydesdale... he's an old man. I'm sure he loved his work, many work animals do (horses, sled dogs, etc...), but I think it's fair to say he should have been put to retirement at least a year ago. However, the concerns brought in by other commentators are absolutely spot on, in terms of how most 'rental rides' work. The horses are overworked, they pull too much weight and for too long, they're not always given enough food, the asphalt is horrible for their hooves and knees, many are locked in stalls when they're not working... it's pretty horrific. So everyone else's comments aren't "unneeded" and most of them actually do seem to know what they're talking about. Your friend might love his animals and take good care of them generally, I don't have all the details (do they go out to pasture? Does he work them on asphalt?) but it sounds like he wasn't familiar with how long draft horses tend to last work-wise. The average age that most draft horses I know are put down tend to be just after the 20-year mark (22 or 23, usually) and these are horses that did little more than light riding and spent most of their time as "herd educational management" (i.e: teaching foals to play nice.)
brittyboo123 35
that's so sad ]:
kaybessxo 16
Poor thing :( hope she wasn't too upset about it. I know I would be mortified if a horse dropped right in front of me. Hope the rest of the day went well for you guys OP!
scottyrocks123 21
That sucks a lot man.
lvg_fml 10
Those horse rides are torture for the animal and they are not treated well.
synnefrenia 8
****...I hope it wasn't from abuse or emotional issues.
coldwar252 13
This definitely needs a follow up!