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1 drink = 1 honest statement
Sounds like she likes you. ;)
1 drink= one fml
Yea don't feel bad, just remember, BITCHES BE CRAZY!
33 Stop, no one liked it first time around. And op I'm quite curious how one could look like a spork on legs.
67-maybe OP has a fat head and spiky hair?
Haha that actually makes sense nevermind
I'm getting some mixed emotions here...
Clearly OP is Lisa Simpson's doppelganger. Or she's actually part seagull and regurgitating part of her meal for you was meant as a nuptial gift. (Seriously, FYL, but now you know what to expect picking up easy drunk girls at clubs.)
did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?
Maybe he forked her?
U r nass tea.
I'm uneasy just reading this FML.
I think it's cute that you are engaged. I am too with my boyfriend of one year, but it's nothing legitimate.
Lmao
17, engaged, and smokes weed. I think we have a bad ass over. Wait, I've already posted this on one of your threads. Oh well. It's still uncreative and you should stop commenting all and all.
61- How do you engage someone and it not be legitimate?
Not to sound unprofessional but I'm guessing it's because she's a... Very active girl? Ah screw it. Shes a *****.
At 17 years old, I believe one has much maturity that still has not been obtained. Everyone is immature at age 17, no matter what. But what can I say. I'm only 12.
Ah 61... I too thought I was so in love with my boyfriend I'd marry him at 15, but at that young of an age, you barely even know yourself. A year is nothing, don't take things too seriously too quickly! Just enjoy being young while you are. (Yes all, I'm aware I'm still young myself at 24)
Honestly, that kind of sounds like the type of crap a teen girl would do. Get sucked into pointless relationships and then make some random incoherent commitments that end up getting their selves grounded with their parents and having a sudden loss of virginity.
I don't see what's wrong with it. It's an engagement. That means her fiancé is committed to her. It doesn't mean that she'll get married at 17.
Oh excuse me. I was under the impression that being engaged meant that one was on their way to marriage with their "loved" one. I may be wrong tho. To Google!
It does. Have you ever heard of a long engagement, Mr. Smart Ass? Google that one. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with an engagement. She could be in her 20's when they actually decide to have a wedding.
Engagement- a pledge; an obligation or agreement: All his time seems to be taken up with social engagements.
At 17 years old, there obviously isn't a problem with with making a rather small agreement like, oh I don't know, marriage?
Why did 3's comment get thumbed down when number 4's comment got thumbed up for saying almost exactly the same thing?
Read that definition. It's an agreement. No where does it say that anyone has to get married right away.
I agree with 75 and most all others for that matter.
Were you under the impression that I thought you had to be married that same day. I hope you weren't you silly goose because that's complete bullshit!
115. I'm sorry but when's the last time you saw somebody get engaged at 17 and get married at 34. Oh you have? Well this is awkward.
118- Obviously he is committed if he proposed. Why would he if he wasn't serious? 115- Where does it say I thought that? Please show me? What I said was, she doesn't have to get married at 17. She can get married whenever she wants. No, I don't know anyone who was engaged at 17 then got married at 34. That doesn't make it impossible.
Please make it stop.
Thank you 129!! Just because you are engaged at a certain age does NOT mean you have to get married at that same age.
Jesus Christ. I didn't say you had to be married within the first 2 months of your engagement. I need to go over my comments and see if the mods got to me.
Thank you mods, for answering my prayer. I'll be thinking about you tonight, Sirin.
No it was a beautiful mishap.
Why did this get so many down votes and the one right below yours says basically the same thing but got like 60 up votes???
YA DON'T SAY
lol. for those of you who don't know, this is based off of a previous FML about a loud-mouthed 15 year-old who ruined his dad's chance of promotion. I you don't get it then don't call it sexist or anything. just wanted to put that out there.
^^ my bad, im not much of a rap guy (#^.^#)
It's actually quite feasibly either one.
Wow.. That will put a nasty taste in your mouth lol
I had no idea that would... Thanks for enlightening me!
I'd like to put some taste in your mouth
It was sarcasm, douchelord.
98 - 83 was talking to 6, douchelord.
Did you spork her after that?? * wink wink cough cough *
Best part is now you know why to not take drugs, alochol, and smoking :)
Take smoking.
I have no idea what alochol is. I'll make sure I don't ever 'take' it. *drinks vodka*
26- leave smoking.
I'll pass on the smoking. The rest sound ok.
48- Your default fits your comment.
Oops, it was meant to be a question. I was highlighting how you can't take smoking, though, it made me look pro-smoking after all.
No but your very attractive.
Woo-Girl!!
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1 drink = 1 honest statement
did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?