Kids: Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation....

By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2022 11:30

Today, I was stuck in the ICU with my 10 month-old. They spent more than an hour and multiple pricks to get a vein for cannula. I had to endure and hold him down through all of it. Half and hour later, he promptly smeared poop all over his cannula bandage area during a diaper change. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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flockz 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:55

should of slathered him in pepto.

iheartkanye 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

Shit happens

Comments

crashley21 10

Friday 5 August 2011 13:31

Sucks to be you, cause here in Canada you wouldn't have to pay any money!

ChibiMONSTER 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:15

That sux ur poor baby.

Professor59 2

Friday 5 August 2011 23:30

$25? Sounds like a bargain!

fll0416 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:22

Today my boyfriend broke up with me, even though I caught him cheating the week before and decided to give him another chance. I'm only 14. FML

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 7:24

25$ isnt too bad of a price to get shat on. i hear in germany it costs a lot more than that.

Iellwen 12

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:43

What the **** is that supposed to mean?

sjhill 32

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:49

That's Sod's Law for you

JenniferTheDark 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 11:38

So, you'd rather have a sick 8-month old than have a healthy kid and be down 25 bucks?

Joui_fml 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:24

Watch his diet a bit better.

writergirl23 19

Saturday 6 October 2012 1:00

At least he pooed

bstre 6

Tuesday 27 August 2013 13:10

That doesnt even need urgent care. Just ExLax.

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