Kids: Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so...

By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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dudeutookhrs 24

Friday 15 January 2016 14:57

It was you, wasn't it??

Avi8r 22

Friday 15 January 2016 15:19

I wonder how many people and gonna try to make "the pun"

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mfreeeee 20

Friday 15 January 2016 14:55

Sounds like a shit day

rich443 22

Friday 15 January 2016 16:37

sounds like a shitty day* if your gonna be down voted, at least say it right

tj4234 35

Friday 15 January 2016 19:58

#25. *you're

The_ghetto_mango 25

Sunday 17 January 2016 23:44

#25- you have been roasted. High five to #32

alexanderjoe10 17

Friday 15 January 2016 14:56

Kids don't know better, but FYL.

dudeutookhrs 24

Friday 15 January 2016 14:57

It was you, wasn't it??

PePziNL 20

Saturday 16 January 2016 1:56

It would be so funny if OP followed up and said "The janitor."

LPac5295 27

Friday 15 January 2016 14:58

Better wash him up so he doesn't get sick! But that is wicked gross so sorry that happened. Kids do the darndest things.

Steve97 32

Friday 15 January 2016 15:02

At least the kid was happy fyl though working at a day care can be a tough and gross job >.

may14th 26

Friday 15 January 2016 15:03

Oh the joys of working with children.

slackattack21 11

Friday 15 January 2016 15:07

shitty situation, sorry OP

bubblemania 16

Friday 15 January 2016 15:11

Gotta love kids ?

WCARlover 34

Friday 15 January 2016 15:16

if you work at a daycare it's pretty much guaranteed that some crap is gonna go down..sorry you're the one who had to deal with it though!

gamermonster 34

Saturday 16 January 2016 23:20

The only shit pun that went unnoticed. Good job :)

tranced_ 45

Friday 15 January 2016 15:18

apparently he has a thing for you!

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