Pranks, Dad jokes, Movies and Miscellaneous: Movie night

Movie night

By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc

Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 288

Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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You deserved it 5 304

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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You deserved it 11 474

By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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You deserved it 3 504

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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You deserved it 7 383

By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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You deserved it 4 398

Cheezes 7

Friday 16 August 2013 3:23

Your Dad is awesome!

Rosebudx 32

Friday 16 August 2013 3:25

Having someone scare you in the middle of a terrifying film is one of those things that has to happen sometime in your life. You'll look back on it and laugh, I promise.

Comments

Cheezes 7

Friday 16 August 2013 3:23

Your Dad is awesome!

PterodactylMan 23

Friday 16 August 2013 3:51

He picked a good time at the right place. Sorry OP, that really sucks

odamaliekh 26

Friday 16 August 2013 4:10

Noremac42 8

Friday 16 August 2013 4:54

You misspelled "a ninja".

Zimmington 21

Friday 16 August 2013 4:58

37- There are no ninjas in Mexico everyone knows that

Helliving 5

Friday 16 August 2013 9:38

You fool! Ninjas are everywhere! Even in the World of Warcraft!

corocoro 30

Friday 16 August 2013 11:57

They are everywhere, but you never see them until it's too late.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Friday 16 August 2013 3:24

Seems like he waited long enough

c4rpi0 20

Friday 16 August 2013 3:42

Timing is everything!

Rosebudx 32

Friday 16 August 2013 3:25

Having someone scare you in the middle of a terrifying film is one of those things that has to happen sometime in your life. You'll look back on it and laugh, I promise.

s13495 19

Friday 16 August 2013 4:47

Couldn't agree with you more on this. I'm usually the guy who has to shout RAAA! in a persons ear when a slow jumpy part comes on in a horror... A hurting shoulder usually follows though :(

Rosebudx 32

Friday 16 August 2013 7:34

I'm usually the girl who falls victim to this. I've caused more than one bruised shoulder in my day...

Helliving 5

Friday 16 August 2013 9:40

#35, I feel your pain... I'm "that guy" as well.

darkmind1 12

Friday 16 August 2013 10:12

I once did that to my sister's friend while she and my sister were watching Arachnophobia. During an intense scene, I snuck up behind her and put my hands together in a spiderlike fashion and started "walking" up her shoulder. I will NEVER be able to scare someone that well again.

GetKayotic 12

Friday 16 August 2013 3:25

Best prank ever! Don't worry about it, OP! At least you didn't wet yourself, or crap your pants!

magicman37 8

Friday 16 August 2013 3:27

What if it wasn't your dad?

Damian95 16

Friday 16 August 2013 4:56

Well then this fml probably wouldn't have been typed.

Nickelsin 12

Friday 16 August 2013 7:42

Or it really would've... assuming this person wanted to spend the last few moments of their life writing an FML of course.

dlowry004 14

Friday 16 August 2013 3:30

Haha that's too funny!! You never know OP, he could have seen the movie before and walked in at the right time. Either way your dads seems pretty cool.

Melix 31

Friday 16 August 2013 3:33

That happened to me with the Grudge, I was 7 years old. So, I feel your pain.

mmizbbz210 13

Friday 16 August 2013 4:12

Same here. Scared the shit out of me. I remember not being able to even look at a dark closet for months. Now that I'm older it is really funny though. Lol