Kids: Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation....

By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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Brave little boy

By Anonymous - 07/09/2022 11:30

Today, I was stuck in the ICU with my 10 month-old. They spent more than an hour and multiple pricks to get a vein for cannula. I had to endure and hold him down through all of it. Half and hour later, he promptly smeared poop all over his cannula bandage area during a diaper change. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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Estoy Poopin

By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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Thursday 4 August 2011 8:55

should of slathered him in pepto.

iheartkanye 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

Shit happens

Comments

radarie 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:49

I think parents have the tendency to get mad at their kids once they know they are ok in worrisome situations. But this could have been a lot more expensive than $25. You must have good insurance... And thank goodness your son ended up being alright.

pinknpurplez 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:58

That's kids for ya! Lol, like how they can be really, really poorly and lifeless, high temp etc but the min you get to docs they perk up!!x

ILoveEmoes 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:26

What did you expect him to do, OP? He was under pressure!

batman4eva3113 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:40

Apparently wen my bff was little she was constupated and her parents gave her prune juice. At dinner time she farted and poop shot out of her diaper at 90 degrees!!! Hahahaaa

kayylovesu 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:47

That sucks, hope ur baby feels better.?

tonykillzlemons 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:01

its your fault for taking him to hospital

skarlly 10

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:06

well just think of it as an invesment, you know you are going to be saying this story to its gf/bf when its a teen :) then we are going to read his/her FML.

Toshi124 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:48

and soon everyone will see a fml about having his hand crapped on by a baby that had 'constipation' xD

dfishfan 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:51

When a girl does it...it's way more expensive!...

Yarrachel 16

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:16

My parents once spent hours in the ER with my baby sister who wouldn't stop sobbing in pain for unknown reasons. As soon as they were called to see a doctor, she let out a huge belch, then smiled happily.