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  Dirgel  |  4

Get phone aim at window *picture*, as they drive past aim at plates *picture* , pull over email to police along with explanation. But since they likely didn't do that the car behind them has to explain to their kids too.

  scrapmetal58  |  9

According to my book, How to Talk So Kids Will Listen & Listen So Kids Will Talk, you should have asked the child, "Why do you think the man is pulling on the other man's peepee?" Reflect it back upon the child so they will think of an answer and save you from inventing one. You could also add that sometimes boys like boys and girls like girls. Done and done.

  iheartbewbies  |  0

LOL, noob. Refrences aren't funny if the other FML was posted at the same time as this one.


37, I never said I will only have sex in the bedroom. Just not while driving. If I only had sex with him missionary w/lights off then yes, he would probably be bored but that's not the case.

  aramross91  |  6

'Iam1awesomechick' may I point out a contradiction in your 'About Me' you speak of not judging and disliking judgers and then you proceed to make a judgement on people who say 'ur' instead of your/you're and then proceed to say '2' instead of spelling two as would be appropriate in the context as it wasn't a mathematical equation but a sentence therefore we use letters and not numbers.

  cldean24  |  4

Ummm, did you guys not just read the same FML as me? Fooling around in the car may be exciting and fun for you or what the hell ever, but it isn't exciting or fun for a parent to explain this to their child. Five years old is way too young to have to explain something like that. I'm not sure if you are aware, but people suppress these memories and it can intensify other deep seeded emotional problems. So, I hope your excitement is worth making someone else's life a little more difficult. I minor in child psychology, I do research and therapy with children and things like this come up all of the time. Children correlate those vague explanations of x-rated shit like that with bad things sometimes. I hope you all feel happy with yourselves.

  jlh2283  |  1

BJ, SWD (sex while driving), SWFD (sex while friends drive, changing drivers to get to the backseat... All really fun! When your not driving the car is dangerous you always get caught... All good drivers should try this and only good drivers anotherwards if you have been driving 10 years with no accidents go for it!!!

  SilverStarr  |  7

GJ Spamming a lot.
And let me ask you this: Why do you think most of your comments are Buried?
Because no one cares what you have to say.
You're stuck up, that's pretty much a fact.