By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
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Mauskau 35

He's telling you he has to go, you should listen to him even if he doesn't actually have to go. He's learning still and you've only just gotten him out of nappies.

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Mauskau 35

He's telling you he has to go, you should listen to him even if he doesn't actually have to go. He's learning still and you've only just gotten him out of nappies.

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132ikl 11

I didn't get out of nappies until I was 5.

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Mauskau 35

If he was wearing a nappy, shit wouldn't have fallen out. They're designed to contain. Plus if he wants to use the potty, he's probably not wearing nappies anymore.

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beararm 11

lol no hating but damn but y u post that seeing that is worse but damm now u gotra hit us too?

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Maybe OP posted it because this is FML and the incident in the story is fairly unpleasent?

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akgirl29 7

Maybe next time you'll listen when he says he has to do...

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Muppet_B 3

Buy some pull-up training diapers. You go out in public, better safe than sorry.

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juturnaamo 29

if they're already trained, pull ups make the kids in my class lazy, like, they'll pee in their pull ups even if they always pee in the toilet without them.

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PyroAngel1821 13

or you could just take the kid to the bathroom when they say they have to potty.

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ragnarok1540 39

"A giant turd" ... from a 2 year old! What are you feeding your kid, fiber-one with a side of tree bark? Anyway, when a kid says he/she has to go, you never take chances. Young kids are just getting used to their body signals and don't have the kind of voluntary muscle control/tone of adults.

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LittleLittlered7 6

A giant turd from a two year old? As a mom of a now 15 year old I can promise you that does happen. At two, my Anthony Ray reached down into his undies and said "here". I mean, I have no idea how that monstrosity could even fall out of anyone's butt let alone a creature that (at the time) only hit 3'2". The best part? He blinked those long lashed green eyes at me, quivered his lip and " tay tank ooo mama!" (Say thank you mama")

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