By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

That's why you should live in Canada.

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Headache, heartburn, indigestion, stomachache diarrhea! There's gotta be some pepto around your house, you didn't try that?

*Upset Stomach

whose fault is that now?

His grandma's.. because she didn't share her prune juice with him

First!! Wow that sucks! How did they not figure that out sooner? Sorry!

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

At least it's only that; you're lucky it wasn't worse.

You, sir, are a total pussy. Congrats.

The doctors should have asked pretty early on when was your last bowel movement. Sucky :(

YDI for going to the doctor for a stomach cramp.

spell it right...its stomach..dumb bitch...haha and that is an FML

That's why you should live in Canada.

181 it wouldn't but he wouldn't have a huge bill for his health care