FML : Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays....

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Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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You deserved it

By blehh - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:40 / United States

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By Lobster_fml | 0

#111912 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

By craigahh | 0

#111976 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

That's why you should live in Canada.

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By I_Hate_Cars | 0

#111896 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:54

Headache, heartburn, indigestion, stomachache diarrhea! There's gotta be some pepto around your house, you didn't try that?

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HahaNOTFunnyx_x | 0

#3977824 - Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:49

*Upset Stomach

By blland | 0

#111904 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

whose fault is that now?

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BamBAmGG | 14

#6234787 - Tuesday 17 March 2015 7:14

His grandma's.. because she didn't share her prune juice with him

By Cluztycutie0728 | 0

#111911 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

First!!

Wow that sucks! How did they not figure that out sooner? Sorry!

By Lobster_fml | 0

#111912 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:52

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

By MochaBlues | 0

#111935 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:05

At least it's only that; you're lucky it wasn't worse.

By halfpass | 0

#111937 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:57

You, sir, are a total pussy. Congrats.

By kitkatkelly | 0

#111943 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:57

The doctors should have asked pretty early on when was your last bowel movement. Sucky :(

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#111969 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:02

YDI for going to the doctor for a stomach cramp.

By roflcopter1 | 0

#111974 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

spell it right...its stomach..dumb bitch...haha and that is an FML

By craigahh | 0

#111976 - Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:04

That's why you should live in Canada.

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ruffles94 | 16

#6427506 - Monday 5 October 2015 13:53

181 it wouldn't but he wouldn't have a huge bill for his health care

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