By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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Lobster_fml 0

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

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craigahh 0

That's why you should live in Canada.

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I_Hate_Cars 0

Headache, heartburn, indigestion, stomachache diarrhea! There's gotta be some pepto around your house, you didn't try that?

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HahaNOTFunnyx_x 0

*Upset Stomach

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blland 0

whose fault is that now?

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BamBAmGG 14

His grandma's.. because she didn't share her prune juice with him

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Cluztycutie0728 0

First!! Wow that sucks! How did they not figure that out sooner? Sorry!

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Lobster_fml 0

That's your fault. Wouldn't you know that you are constipated?

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MochaBlues 0

At least it's only that; you're lucky it wasn't worse.

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halfpass 0

You, sir, are a total pussy. Congrats.

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kitkatkelly 0

The doctors should have asked pretty early on when was your last bowel movement. Sucky :(

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

YDI for going to the doctor for a stomach cramp.

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roflcopter1 0

spell it right...its stomach..dumb bitch...haha and that is an FML

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craigahh 0

That's why you should live in Canada.

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ruffles94 16

181 it wouldn't but he wouldn't have a huge bill for his health care

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