Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
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WhySoSrs
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That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D
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Bloodknight
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Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!
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haleystarship
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Is Haley 1st?
i'd think so
i'd think so
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KyleSays1
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lol
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ImsoMikhail
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I hope you die haley...
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dakota_nikole
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just comment on the FML
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Matt_greener
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And 0 fucks were given that day.
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WhySoSrs
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That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D
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Urbanchiller
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Fastest plastic surgery ever!
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Bloodknight
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Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!
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bosshaug
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God damn this is like the 20th fml this week about candles and "making things romantic"
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Mx_Rider
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tell her to open her legs im telling you man
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Mx_Rider
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i mean whats up with the candles see you burned ur gf almost or wife or whoever the f shes is i suggest you
"Get straight to it like theres nothing to it"
"Get straight to it like theres nothing to it"
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haneki_fml
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What's with people thinking their life sucks because they sustained minor injuries? Get over it, you probably already healed!
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LadySteph12
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For the record, I submitted this over a month ago, and although the burns healed, I still have huge scars all over my right arm. So no, I don't think they're minor injuries...
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perdix
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I wouldn't be surprised if this guy gives you burning sensations elsewhere on your body.
When you go to the doctor for your burns, get checked for VD :)
When you go to the doctor for your burns, get checked for VD :)
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alove23
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atleast he tried...
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JassyJas
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well things got heated up