Is Haley 1st? i'd think so

lol

I hope you die haley...

just comment on the FML

And 0 fucks were given that day.

That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

Fastest plastic surgery ever!

Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

God damn this is like the 20th fml this week about candles and "making things romantic"

tell her to open her legs im telling you man

i mean whats up with the candles see you burned ur gf almost or wife or whoever the f shes is i suggest you "Get straight to it like theres nothing to it"

What's with people thinking their life sucks because they sustained minor injuries? Get over it, you probably already healed!

For the record, I submitted this over a month ago, and although the burns healed, I still have huge scars all over my right arm. So no, I don't think they're minor injuries...

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy gives you burning sensations elsewhere on your body. When you go to the doctor for your burns, get checked for VD :)

atleast he tried...

well things got heated up