By LadySteph12 - 29/10/2009 00:53 - Canada

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Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 325
You deserved it 3 321

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That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

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Is Haley 1st? i'd think so

KyleSays1 0

lol

ImsoMikhail 0

I hope you die haley...

dakota_nikole 0

just comment on the FML

And 0 fucks were given that day.

That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

Urbanchiller 0

Fastest plastic surgery ever!

Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

bosshaug 0

God damn this is like the 20th fml this week about candles and "making things romantic"

Mx_Rider 6

tell her to open her legs im telling you man

Mx_Rider 6

i mean whats up with the candles see you burned ur gf almost or wife or whoever the f shes is i suggest you "Get straight to it like theres nothing to it"

haneki_fml 0

What's with people thinking their life sucks because they sustained minor injuries? Get over it, you probably already healed!

For the record, I submitted this over a month ago, and although the burns healed, I still have huge scars all over my right arm. So no, I don't think they're minor injuries...

perdix 29

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy gives you burning sensations elsewhere on your body. When you go to the doctor for your burns, get checked for VD :)

atleast he tried...

well things got heated up