FML : Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed....

Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LadySteph12 - / Thursday 29 October 2009 00:53 / Canada

Intimacy

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By WhySoSrs | 0

#644174 - Thursday 29 October 2009 10:55

That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

By Bloodknight | 22

#644202 - Thursday 29 October 2009 11:32

Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

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By haleystarship | 0

#644144 - Thursday 29 October 2009 10:04

Is Haley 1st?
i'd think so

KyleSays1 | 0

#922057 - Sunday 7 March 2010 17:34

lol

ImsoMikhail | 0

#1074816 - Friday 9 July 2010 4:18

I hope you die haley...

dakota_nikole | 0

#2403827 - Monday 25 April 2011 19:03

just comment on the FML

Matt_greener | 8

#5039176 - Saturday 13 October 2012 17:45

And 0 fucks were given that day.

By WhySoSrs | 0

#644174 - Thursday 29 October 2009 10:55

That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

Urbanchiller | 0

#4214077 - Sunday 25 March 2012 20:04

Fastest plastic surgery ever!

By Bloodknight | 22

#644202 - Thursday 29 October 2009 11:32

Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

By bosshaug | 0

#644214 - Thursday 29 October 2009 11:45

God damn this is like the 20th fml this week about candles and "making things romantic"

By Mx_Rider | 6

#644224 - Thursday 29 October 2009 11:54

tell her to open her legs im telling you man

By Mx_Rider | 6

#644230 - Thursday 29 October 2009 11:58

i mean whats up with the candles see you burned ur gf almost or wife or whoever the f shes is i suggest you
"Get straight to it like theres nothing to it"

By haneki_fml | 0

#644241 - Thursday 29 October 2009 12:14

What's with people thinking their life sucks because they sustained minor injuries? Get over it, you probably already healed!

LadySteph12 | 0

#646467 - Friday 30 October 2009 20:04

For the record, I submitted this over a month ago, and although the burns healed, I still have huge scars all over my right arm. So no, I don't think they're minor injuries...

By perdix | 29

#644320 - Thursday 29 October 2009 13:38

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy gives you burning sensations elsewhere on your body.

When you go to the doctor for your burns, get checked for VD :)