Kids: Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation....

By CrappyLuck - 04/08/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, I took my 8 month-old to Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 08:00 - Belgium - Merendree

Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2022 11:30

Today, I was stuck in the ICU with my 10 month-old. They spent more than an hour and multiple pricks to get a vein for cannula. I had to endure and hold him down through all of it. Half and hour later, he promptly smeared poop all over his cannula bandage area during a diaper change. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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By CantPoop - 13/07/2018 08:00 - United States - Springdale

Today, I was telling my wife how being told to drink water all day when you're not even thirsty is "such a scam". Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain in my abdomen. The ER had to give me IV fluids because I was so constipated from dehydration. The bill was over $2000. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML

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Thursday 4 August 2011 8:55

should of slathered him in pepto.

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Thursday 4 August 2011 9:00

Shit happens

Comments

alexFYL 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:44

Wow, I wish my Urgent Care was $25.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:07

Me too. It ended up being over a $100 the last time I went there for an ear infection.

kyuhyunn 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 20:21

it was only $25

lilmillion22 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:02

Oh no! 25 dollars!!!! No food for a week kids!!

iluvpink10 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:26

It's a baby he can't help help It an 25$ come on r u really tht much of a cheapskate!!!

jlh2283 1

Friday 5 August 2011 0:29

Why urgent care and not an enema? Maybe if his diaper wasn't full to the point of causing the ability to lay a load impossible you could of saved your money.

JPLovesAnimals 4

Friday 5 August 2011 0:40

It's on $25. And least it wasn't serious.

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Friday 5 August 2011 3:02

He was just waiting for the right moment...like Stewie Gryphon.

jeffersoneagle 6

Friday 5 August 2011 7:20

Got ur money's worth atleast. Lol

ifrigginheartyou 8

Friday 5 August 2011 10:20

25$ isnt much.

BelleBelle_fml 11

Friday 5 August 2011 10:59

At least you're a good parent who actually cares about their child's well-being. Even though the problem corrected itself after you had paid for the visit, you can rest well knowing that you did the right thing. Props.