Should've gone with the cliche banana.

I like woman how I like my apples....green and sour. Those granny smith apples ;D

You know, apples are the god of deaths' favourite food :)

It's okay OP. Sometimes, I like to dress up like Batman, and serve justice to the villains of Ohio. I usually use my bowstaff to keep the ladies from flinging their bodies onto me.

I prefer the yellow apples....

#45 I also like my women like my apples old, rotten and dug out from under some dirt ;D

59 - no. The pomegranates are.

SkoomaKi you like old grannies with the surname Smith? Kinky!

79-in the anime/manga death note, apples were a death god's favorite food

I'll take a look at it...

#33 lol must be desperate huh?

I'll eat the apple.. FEED ME!

I hope you instagrammed that sh*t

I wanna see that...;) next time seductively eat an orange?

No she shouldve used bacon... It wouldve gone viral

I'm saying use a pineapple if your mouth is big enough ;)

I could eat a peach for hours

Lollipop would be best!

28- either that or cheese :D

This guy

Bath salt zombies. Those guys dot bite seductively, they just bite. And hard. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Don't*

Don't* trust me, I'm a doctor? That makes a lot of sense.

Ooohh... That pear... So... Juicy, so curvy.... Oooooh

I prefer my women with melons. Big ol' watermelons. Haha.

Obviously.

7- You should be a motivational speaker. That was beautiful :' )

You should get a job at pointing out the obvious because you seem to be pretty good at it.

Because that wasn't clearly stated in the FML or anything...

Comment of the year.

#7 all sarcasm aside, you're amazing. That comment was epic.

Don't worry OP, Eve didn't know what she was doing either,when she bit into the apple snake provided.

Such things exist? My whole life has been a lie.

Oh my gosh... This might be the most perfect picture with that comment. I have never seen one better than this. I applaud ^

Local produce stand.