By Rochelle - 25/07/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I like woman how I like my apples....green and sour. Those granny smith apples ;D

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1awliet 8

You know, apples are the god of deaths' favourite food :)

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MrBrightside21 20

It's okay OP. Sometimes, I like to dress up like Batman, and serve justice to the villains of Ohio. I usually use my bowstaff to keep the ladies from flinging their bodies onto me.

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swankmrpancake 8

#45 I also like my women like my apples old, rotten and dug out from under some dirt ;D

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Slender_Man 6

59 - no. The pomegranates are.

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owlfeatures 8

SkoomaKi you like old grannies with the surname Smith? Kinky!

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ericathealien 7

79-in the anime/manga death note, apples were a death god's favorite food

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Googoo27 12

You're on the right track. Now find someone to send it to.

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hockeyoceancity 13

I'll take a look at it...

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mduffy08 8

I'll eat the apple.. FEED ME!

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seahawksfan900 11

I wanna see that...;) next time seductively eat an orange?

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reallytho3 11

No she shouldve used bacon... It wouldve gone viral

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TwentyFourXXIV 13

I'm saying use a pineapple if your mouth is big enough ;)

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Alyssa_Mendez 4

Who doesn't seductively bite things that are plump and juicy?

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jetsown08 21

Bath salt zombies. Those guys dot bite seductively, they just bite. And hard. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Don't* trust me, I'm a doctor? That makes a lot of sense.

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KBeatz 5

Hmm there has to be some kind of fruit fetish out there, have you tried pictures with, bananas perhaps?

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Pelvispresley 8

Ooohh... That pear... So... Juicy, so curvy.... Oooooh

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I prefer my women with melons. Big ol' watermelons. Haha.

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stormchaser24 24

You are taking pictures of yourself eating apples. That is what you are doing with your life.

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DrJesse 10

7- You should be a motivational speaker. That was beautiful :' )

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TallestThoughts 12

You should get a job at pointing out the obvious because you seem to be pretty good at it.

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turtlebackpack1 0

Because that wasn't clearly stated in the FML or anything...

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Luxord33 8

#7 all sarcasm aside, you're amazing. That comment was epic.

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Zedd_fml 8

Don't worry OP, Eve didn't know what she was doing either,when she bit into the apple snake provided.

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

"Pics or it didn't happen" has never been more relevant. Was it an 'I'm bored' thing or an 'I genuinely look sexy when I eat apples' thing?

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iliketurdles 7

Such things exist? My whole life has been a lie.

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noelykins1 19

Oh my gosh... This might be the most perfect picture with that comment. I have never seen one better than this. I applaud ^

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AClassActx3 7

Well GET UP, get OUT & find something for your life. Don't waste it

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swankmrpancake 8

Possibly starting to work your local corner late at night shortly

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