By Rochelle - 25/07/2012 06:14 - United States
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Ohhh yeah. Red....delicious.
Should've gone with the cliche banana.
I like woman how I like my apples....green and sour. Those granny smith apples ;D
You know, apples are the god of deaths' favourite food :)
I prefer the yellow apples....
#45 I also like my women like my apples old, rotten and dug out from under some dirt ;D
SkoomaKi you like old grannies with the surname Smith? Kinky!
You're on the right track. Now find someone to send it to.
#33 lol must be desperate huh?
I hope you instagrammed that sh*t
I wanna see that...;) next time seductively eat an orange?
You're supposed to use a banana.
I'm saying use a pineapple if your mouth is big enough ;)
I could eat a peach for hours
Lollipop would be best!
28- either that or cheese :D
Who doesn't seductively bite things that are plump and juicy?
This guy
Bath salt zombies. Those guys dot bite seductively, they just bite. And hard. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Don't*
Don't* trust me, I'm a doctor? That makes a lot of sense.
Hmm there has to be some kind of fruit fetish out there, have you tried pictures with, bananas perhaps?
Ooohh... That pear... So... Juicy, so curvy.... Oooooh
You are taking pictures of yourself eating apples. That is what you are doing with your life.
Obviously.
7- You should be a motivational speaker. That was beautiful :' )
You should get a job at pointing out the obvious because you seem to be pretty good at it.
Because that wasn't clearly stated in the FML or anything...
Comment of the year.
#7 all sarcasm aside, you're amazing. That comment was epic.
Damn Granny Smith, you fine ;)
Don't worry OP, Eve didn't know what she was doing either,when she bit into the apple snake provided.
"Pics or it didn't happen" has never been more relevant. Was it an 'I'm bored' thing or an 'I genuinely look sexy when I eat apples' thing?
Such things exist? My whole life has been a lie.
Possibly starting to work your local corner late at night shortly
Local produce stand.
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You're supposed to use a banana.
Ohhh yeah. Red....delicious.