By Rochelle - 25/07/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 091
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You're supposed to use a banana.

Ohhh yeah. Red....delicious.

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Ohhh yeah. Red....delicious.

Should've gone with the cliche banana.

I like woman how I like my apples....green and sour. Those granny smith apples ;D

You know, apples are the god of deaths' favourite food :)

MrBrightside21 20

It's okay OP. Sometimes, I like to dress up like Batman, and serve justice to the villains of Ohio. I usually use my bowstaff to keep the ladies from flinging their bodies onto me.

I prefer the yellow apples....

#45 I also like my women like my apples old, rotten and dug out from under some dirt ;D

Slender_Man 6

59 - no. The pomegranates are.

SkoomaKi you like old grannies with the surname Smith? Kinky!

ericathealien 7

79-in the anime/manga death note, apples were a death god's favorite food

You're on the right track. Now find someone to send it to.

hockeyoceancity 13

I'll take a look at it...

#33 lol must be desperate huh?

mduffy08 8

I'll eat the apple.. FEED ME!

I hope you instagrammed that sh*t

I wanna see that...;) next time seductively eat an orange?

You're supposed to use a banana.

reallytho3 11

No she shouldve used bacon... It wouldve gone viral

I'm saying use a pineapple if your mouth is big enough ;)

I could eat a peach for hours

Lollipop would be best!

28- either that or cheese :D

Who doesn't seductively bite things that are plump and juicy?

Bath salt zombies. Those guys dot bite seductively, they just bite. And hard. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Don't* trust me, I'm a doctor? That makes a lot of sense.

Hmm there has to be some kind of fruit fetish out there, have you tried pictures with, bananas perhaps?

Ooohh... That pear... So... Juicy, so curvy.... Oooooh

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I prefer my women with melons. Big ol' watermelons. Haha.

You are taking pictures of yourself eating apples. That is what you are doing with your life.

7- You should be a motivational speaker. That was beautiful :' )

You should get a job at pointing out the obvious because you seem to be pretty good at it.

Because that wasn't clearly stated in the FML or anything...

Comment of the year.

#7 all sarcasm aside, you're amazing. That comment was epic.

Damn Granny Smith, you fine ;)

Don't worry OP, Eve didn't know what she was doing either,when she bit into the apple snake provided.

"Pics or it didn't happen" has never been more relevant. Was it an 'I'm bored' thing or an 'I genuinely look sexy when I eat apples' thing?

Such things exist? My whole life has been a lie.

noelykins1 19

Oh my gosh... This might be the most perfect picture with that comment. I have never seen one better than this. I applaud ^

AClassActx3 7

Well GET UP, get OUT & find something for your life. Don't waste it

Possibly starting to work your local corner late at night shortly

Local produce stand.