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By  UpsidedownKayak  |  9

OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip.

Does this sound like the beginning of a porn movie to anyone else?

  Alanah101  |  0

Once I got a free pizza. Well, only because he brought me the wrong one. lol. OP, don't order another pizza. Get dolled up, get out and treat yourself! :)

By  DncrHap  |  9

and you know what? he probably did! mission accomplished.

either that or he was hoping you'd seduce him. either way, your lying worked out for the better.