FML : Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

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Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sunshine19217 / Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:07 / United States

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By PhillyFox | 0

#1983673 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:14

Why would he care?

By UpsidedownKayak | 9

#1983718 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:22

OP, he delivers pizza to you, I don't know how often, but he does. He knows you always order a single pizza and that there is no one there with you. Sorry, but you aren't fooling him but you might get him inside to deliver his tip.

Does this sound like the beginning of a porn movie to anyone else?

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By christa953 | 12

#1983671 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:14

ydi

ortega_fml | 0

#1983815 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:04

ydi for using make-up to cover up your fugliness.

Nadinek98 | 0

#1983845 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:33

oh he already knows u don't have a life.

ivanoff | 0

#1987006 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 22:37

she wanted to hump the pizza guy!

By PhillyFox | 0

#1983673 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:14

Why would he care?

KDubs2156 | 0

#1983773 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:36

we don't. but it's always nice to have some eye candy while working

iliketurdles | 7

#1983835 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:25

Never mind why would he care, why would SHE care enough to put make-up on just to prove you have a life?

Here's an idea; actually go get a life.

afdude87 | 6

#1983852 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:38

insecurities for sure

Alanah101 | 0

#1984368 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:21

Once I got a free pizza. Well, only because he brought me the wrong one. lol. OP, don't order another pizza. Get dolled up, get out and treat yourself! :)

By zy135 | 1

#1983675 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

How does shew deserve it? What if the pizza guy coulda been cute so she coulda gotten a date with him

il_bastardo | 0

#1984219 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 7:14

The fact that she was ordering a whole pizza to eat alone makes you wonder about that...

onlywhenyourdrea | 0

#1985863 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 17:04

Its not like you can order half a Pizza. Besides, I doubt she was going to eat the whole Pizza at once.

By Micayla | 12

#1983676 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

Aww. Well, I suppose he was cute? Maybe you could get a date with him and have a life.

MRGalaxc | 0

#1989939 - Thursday 20 January 2011 20:50

lol your cute

Aim4thebullseye | 4

#2465992 - Friday 6 May 2011 3:41

lol your creepy

By IneffableLullaby | 13

#1983683 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:15

Instead of wishing you had a life, why don't you go out and get one? Pick up a new hobby that's fairly social. Problem solved.

poptarter | 2

#1983862 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 2:46

wow ... you are beautiful

By mort1818 | 0

#1983692 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:17

I did the same thing but I turned up the volume and made it look like I had friends over

By sarabraun8 | 7

#1983696 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:17

awe]:

BogJuan | 5

#1984314 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:01

Are you in awe of the op?

By Doortje | 28

#1983701 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:18

It's the pizza guy, he doesn't care about your looks and whether you have a life or not, he cares about your tip.

By DncrHap | 9

#1983703 - Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:18

and you know what? he probably did! mission accomplished.

either that or he was hoping you'd seduce him. either way, your lying worked out for the better.