Broken

By Anonymous - 25/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom

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Today, I recently got out of hospital after suffering a bad head injury. My doctor warned me I might have localised skin numbness, and it turns out I do. In my penis. Can’t feel a thing down there. We discovered this in bed, where nothing could get a rise out of me because it was completely dead FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 170
You deserved it 160
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Bogrbon 27
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I feel for you man. This has to be one of the worst FMLs. Hope it's not permanent.

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Charlie Given 25
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Ya that can happen with a bad enough head injury. Just give your brain time to heal ,it could take awhile depending on how much damage your brain took. sorry for ya OP I understand your frustration 😕

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Bogrbon 27
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I feel for you man. This has to be one of the worst FMLs. Hope it's not permanent.

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Win 9

One of the worst FMLs? No. Tragic as many others - yes.

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RichardPencil 30
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I know getting bad head could be awkward, but I didn't realize it could lead to injury. Except, of course if you let the giver of bad head know that you think the head is bad.

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John Nemeth 14
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Might as well cut it off and role play as Varys Too soon?

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clover1983 12

But physical contact on the penis isn’t all it needs to respond. So something else is going on.

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

yeah... A HEAD INJURY

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clover1983 12

Obviously that. But he only states that his penis is numb. Having a numb penis won’t stop blood flow if he is being turned on.

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Aiden89 23

Remember that show, Deadwood?

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Charlie Given 25
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Ya that can happen with a bad enough head injury. Just give your brain time to heal ,it could take awhile depending on how much damage your brain took. sorry for ya OP I understand your frustration 😕

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CrimsomCrow 7
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This is tragic, my guy. I hope sensation returns over time since the body is awesome at healing itself.

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spinspinsugar 12
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idky 41 people think ydi, it's not your fault

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momth3penguin 4

Maybe that is a sign it’s time to focus on her?

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