By EmbarrassedChild - 30/07/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML
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gordjess1 19

That's when you pretend you aren't with them.. Turn the other way and walk off.

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Welshite 39

People call my penis a joke. I don't think it's funny. :(

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tabbycat2007 22

I agree. OP, you should be glad you're dad has such a good sense of humor.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Agreed. I would've done that myself.

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Mauskau 35

Maybe. As a kid, my siblings and I would do this with cucumbers and run around the aisle wiggling it and saying "willy, willy!". My parents usually found it funny before telling us off XD

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Welshite 39

#8: I like to play the vegetables too. I'll usually grab my cucumber or zucchini and retreat to a corner aisle to fool around with it. Then I'm threatened with arrest for public indecency.

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gordjess1 19

That's when you pretend you aren't with them.. Turn the other way and walk off.

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Skoff_fml 27

I remember living with a chef friend who liked to put food to his crotch as a makeshift dong. Then serve it.

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CanadiAnM8 24

Uhh... Did he put it back...? Because you never said he bought it or anything...

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oyeh 19

What are you talking about? You don't know him and you've never seen him before in your life

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Welshite 39

It was either a baguette or a croissant. Now you know what your mother likes.

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vikky538 28

Bleach your eyes first and then pretend it never happened

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