Fight Club

By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24
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That's actually pretty funny. I'm sorry op

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Black_Knight80 13
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Haha yea right! sorry OP

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Awesomeaxel 24
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That's actually pretty funny. I'm sorry op

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Adeptasaurus 12
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In a few weeks I'm sure you will laugh it off. It's a good story nonetheless.

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BrickTamlandLamp 13
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Well at least you're known for something... Sorry OP

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pjsr 32
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It would make a great show: 'When Apples Attack!'

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LexSwift 17
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I am 90% asleep, so there is a possibility I'm wrong, but isn't there a typo in the FML? Shouldn't it say "through the apple" instead of "though the apple"? I really hope my lack of sleep isn't causing me to look like an idiot. Apologies in advance!

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BecauseImAwesome 4
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Well it's best not to be the grammar police when you're 90% asleep #57

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incoherentrmblr 21
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At least you didn't mistake a light bulb for an apple like in the movie Occulus...

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mydumblifesucks 20
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I hope you're okay now. Sorry, OP.

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sweetestbitcheva 14
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That's horrible OP. Haters are just jealous of you.

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wannabeactress71 8
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Man, I wish I punched myself with an apple ):

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euphoricness 28
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It's never too late, 22. Heh I just did it a couple of times now! :€

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meredith_ks 8
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Or they think eating a loud ass apple IN CLASS is inconsiderate.

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Slugable 7
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I'm sorry for you OP :( and I hope you are OK now.

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Black_Knight80 13
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Haha yea right! sorry OP

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cakefete2 30
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Only if you throw the apple at the doctor.

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juan3611 14
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#40 this comment made my day XD

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DracoSpirita 21
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I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. Maybe I should bring an apple with me and throw it at her.

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hersheykisses511 18
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An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard enough

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maty172 14
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That's a fantastic way to make applesauce!

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emilycardona7 18
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Well you did, lol

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Cloverz 6
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Oh poor you.. sorry OP.. I hope they will forget that in a couple of days..

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GoatInABag 14
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That's pretty funny but still sucks. You should try to embrace it of they don't forget.

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Lomus 24
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I'm confused, how the hell does that happen?

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