Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
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Comments (172)
adrianasofias 3
Did you wait 2 years to tell her you loved her? I'd be mad too. Haha
Casii15 5
maybe they were at the movies..sorry OP
kitsune3 20
Um...wow. That's really inconsiderate. If she's going to treat you like that when you're trying to say something to her that is very hard for most people to say, she doesn't deserve you. All I wonder is how you stayed with her for two years without realizing she's obviously a heartless cow.
bopersonn 13
Dump her!
PierreAlexandre_fml 8
I don't know for you guys but I date girls that I love, I don't start loving them after 2 years of dating
NamelessFace 22
It's best to wait to TELL the other person you love them once you know each other really well. That's the whole point of dating, it's like testing the water. Unless you believe in love at first sight....
jamiennessey 3
Whatta bitch.
fantasyworld 39
She sounds great.
wrongmove 11
By dating you mean she's keeping you in a cage in the basement?