Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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MaaaanWTF 1
Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)
kevinnj 0
Well at least it's something to do .
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Comments (101)
ikickgingers 15
Random useless sex is a self esteem builder? Good to know...
loserman67 36
Dump his sorry ass - that was an ignorant comment to make - what a great last memory you have before he leaves. Agree with him - tell him that while he's away you going to "work as many cocks in and out as you possibly can." And that your going to do sit ups while squatting on the face of some guy that will appreciate you.
xxgigixx 1
It wasn't a ignorant first, I know no girl would like there guy to tell them, n it was a expression -.- okay .
kaykay20 0
Wow, how is he unappreciative when he just suggested working out since she couldn't think of anything better to do? It's not like he said he hated the way she looked and called her names likes like fat cow. Suggestions made that can help a person live a healthy lifestyle is no reason to cheat and dump anyone.
xxgigixx 1
Would u like your boyfriend to tell you that? It's for a girl to hear that is kinda harsh, if a girl were to do that it has to come from her and herself wanting to. But it shouldnt come out of a boyfriends mouth.
Dark__Angel66 24
Or, maybe he likes to work out and, since she said she didn't know what to do, suggested that she could work out. There are people who actually enjoy doing that, and even if you don't you can make it fun:)
KeyboardWarrior 10
So if somebody told you to try working out more, you would respond with sleeping with all their friends? Don't join a gym.
rogue2888 4
Tell him to go touch himself
tonygar 18
Tell him he will be spending some cold lonely nights very soon
Llama_Face89 34
40- if that's the case why isn't mine through the roof? >_
ast0n16 4
Well lets see he suggests that and first thing you do is go post about it about it on FML so chances are you probably need to do a couple situps.
LinaLyssic 12
I suggest you punch him in the face and use the time to find yourself a boyfriend who respects you.
Monkeybuttcream 4
Agree with him and give him an early Christmas present. When he opens his penis pump make sure to mention that it would be super, if when he returned, he was "of average size"
wittygirl 8
That's not your boyfriend that's an ex you were taking to ;)