Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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Top comments
MaaaanWTF 1
Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)
kevinnj 0
Well at least it's something to do .
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Comments (101)
Dark__Angel66 24
If he's one of those people that work out all the time, he might not have meant it as an insult. Just as a good way to kill some time :D
finished 10
I bet he isn't :)
louiseth 9
Why are you that dependent on your boyfriend that you don't know what to do while he's away? Do you not have friends?
ambowew 7
Woah, I think you totally missed the whole point of this FML.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Pretty sure she was trying to be sweet and romantic telling him she's going to miss him so much. And you just shut her down.
graham11 14
21- not really.:
MaaaanWTF 1
That would be doing him a favor. She would be exploiting who his true friends are and he wouldn't be dating a **** anymore. Maybe his 'friends' will catch something too.
audioskater2 4
It's better then to do nothing ^_^
graham11 14
*than Couldn't resist..although I hate grammar nazis..
mom2pen 4
Spend the time apart looking for someone new. Read a book. See a few movies. Visit friends you have neglected because of this jerk. Move on.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Shut up. Telling your partner that they've gained weight doesn't make you a jerk, idiot.
kaykay20 0
He didn't say she gained weight he just suggested she workout and do push ups since she has nothing better to do. So she could just be really out of shape and be the same weight she been for a while or it was merely a suggestion having nothing to do with her weight. Don't see why she thinks this is a fml when he's most likely working out trying to get in shape and be sexy for her too.
Jimboom 12
Remind me to keep you away from my Christmas pudding
rubberduckie94 13
actually I think 20 is on point. or op was hoping bf would get all weepy on her telling her he did not know what he was going to do without her and it backfired on her.
xxgigixx 1
dump the guys sorry a$$
mk58 31
OP, you need to get some shit straight in your head. You boyfriend cares enough about you to want you to keep up your physical health, and you consider it an FML. He's likely not suggesting that you're fat, but rather, highlighting the importance of exercise. You're technically supposed to be regularly exercising anyways, by the way.
OfficeNinja 5
What an ass. But do what he says. Work out, do some sit-ups, and when he gets back introduce him to your new buff boyfriend who can kick his ass.