how is this a fml?

Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!

Should've had change.

No, she said "anal fisting". They were selling anal fisting services. You need to stop thinking about food.

Dude......you must be on Shrooms.......or shrooms on acids

Shroomsonacid, trolling like a bitch eh mate?

Spongebob reference.

Aw come on. That's a quote from Spongebob. And no, that's not me in the pic.

Lol nice spongebob reference #2

15 Your intelligence is simply astounding. 17, This ain't trolling, mate.

27 Kay but uh wouldn't it in a circumstance be considered trolling seeing how you did say anal dusting as a sarcastic reference? Eh I don't know

Excuse me spell check sorry I meant Fisting

I'm probably more dumb to think I was clever.... :(

I should just take an arrow to the knee

You know..... I thought I was being clever, but it's time I take an arrow to the knee then...

Anal dusting is the greatest service offered to man. You don't know how often my anus accumulates dust. It's nice to have a little Philippino man come clean it up for you. He's very descrete and if you ask for the "afternoon special" he'll even dust your balls off!! Five stars, without a doubt.

No hating on Filipinos.
And did anyone notice there is no #1 comment??

Probably cause #1 said First!!!11!

33 can't tell if you are really stupid, or if you are trying to troll.

Anal dusting, lol

Well it does get dusty down there....

30- brooms aren't really my personal favorite. I prefer mops for dusting.

Sweet, sweet chocolate.

Get over here you lazy nellie and start rubbing me with that chocolate!

Where is #1?

Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??

He got trolled, that sounds better, eh? Why go door to door selling chocolate anyways? That's why you sell it at schools

they get taught scary shit in girl scouts. I had an experience like that once. I now never leave my house.

nice photo - HARRY POTTER PUPPET PALS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

All I can think of now is spongebob!

That's the way to do it!

Where in the great land of Eire are ye from?

Stalker much?

He is a cookie monster.

It was chocolate

Put that cookie down, now!

He is a chocolate monster?

No.. It just isn't the same.

Give the Singaporean lady a break guys :)

You should have bombarded into his house and took 'em back!

Good way to get shot.

You should have bought candy bar bags, then a big bag for your candy bar bags. Duh.

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Then he would take all of it derp

...so then he would get the candy AND a free bag?

It is a sponge bob reference like #2's comment

Ouch! Maybe start bringing change with you! Always smart when your dealing with that kind of sittuation.

break that muthafuckin door down!!!