By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:52 - Canada

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML
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that1guyyy 12
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Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!

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x_KL_x 7
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Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??

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melissafleming 7
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how is this a fml?

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that1guyyy 12
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Did you say...chocolate? CHOCOLaAATE!!!!

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jkmartinjk 16
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Should've had change.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

No, she said "anal fisting". They were selling anal fisting services. You need to stop thinking about food.

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xSonic 9

Dude......you must be on Shrooms.......or shrooms on acids

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CalebEatsZombies 2
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Shroomsonacid, trolling like a bitch eh mate?

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ihavenosoul 4
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Spongebob reference.

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that1guyyy 12
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Aw come on. That's a quote from Spongebob. And no, that's not me in the pic.

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DoWnW4RdsPiR4L 7
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Lol nice spongebob reference #2

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

15 Your intelligence is simply astounding. 17, This ain't trolling, mate.

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CalebEatsZombies 2
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27 Kay but uh wouldn't it in a circumstance be considered trolling seeing how you did say anal dusting as a sarcastic reference? Eh I don't know

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CalebEatsZombies 2
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Excuse me spell check sorry I meant Fisting

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xSonic 9

I'm probably more dumb to think I was clever.... :( I should just take an arrow to the knee

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xSonic 9

You know..... I thought I was being clever, but it's time I take an arrow to the knee then...

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Keyman1212 14
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Anal dusting is the greatest service offered to man. You don't know how often my anus accumulates dust. It's nice to have a little Philippino man come clean it up for you. He's very descrete and if you ask for the "afternoon special" he'll even dust your balls off!! Five stars, without a doubt.

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poppylamonzo 0

No hating on Filipinos. And did anyone notice there is no #1 comment??

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Keyman1212 14
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Probably cause #1 said First!!!11!

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EvilPotato 14
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33 can't tell if you are really stupid, or if you are trying to troll.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Anal dusting, lol

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Jakesterk96 8

Well it does get dusty down there....

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graham11 14
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30- brooms aren't really my personal favorite. I prefer mops for dusting.

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ShadesOfBlue5 9
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Sweet, sweet chocolate.

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riotshield 3
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Get over here you lazy nellie and start rubbing me with that chocolate!

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x_KL_x 7
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Kick his door in and take his wallet. They teach you that stuff in girl scouts right??

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trollfaced 2
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He got trolled, that sounds better, eh? Why go door to door selling chocolate anyways? That's why you sell it at schools

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soccerguy2 11
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they get taught scary shit in girl scouts. I had an experience like that once. I now never leave my house.

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TylerMerritt 0
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nice photo - HARRY POTTER PUPPET PALS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ddinspire6 10
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CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

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Brice28_fml 10

All I can think of now is spongebob!

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ciarafox9 9
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That's the way to do it!

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supersmeg12345 10
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Where in the great land of Eire are ye from?

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yahoowizard 16
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Stalker much?

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ScarletBloom 14
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He is a cookie monster.

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construction 7
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It was chocolate

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deviable 9
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Put that cookie down, now!

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tylersign 11

He is a chocolate monster? No.. It just isn't the same.

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xSonic 9

Give the Singaporean lady a break guys :)

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Rainchikmoo 6

You should have bombarded into his house and took 'em back!

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nightfire2258 24
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Good way to get shot.

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vballgurl806 3

You should have bought candy bar bags, then a big bag for your candy bar bags. Duh.

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TheClumsiest 0

?

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CalebEatsZombies 2
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Then he would take all of it derp

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MurphyS94 4
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...so then he would get the candy AND a free bag?

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okmankk 4

It is a sponge bob reference like #2's comment

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fuzzy4msymba 0

Ouch! Maybe start bringing change with you! Always smart when your dealing with that kind of sittuation.

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niniloka 2
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break that muthafuckin door down!!!

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