Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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MaaaanWTF 1
Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)
kevinnj 0
Well at least it's something to do .
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Comments (101)
justbigbs 6
sounds like he wants a beat down, when he comes back.
buddyguyfriend 1
Well he would just waste his breath. U must need a little shaping up
zenrael 21
Take the advise!!
joncole 6
Workouts are great time killers dnt act so offended
Emperorerror 8
I personally don't think this is bad, but I'll just say YDI. First of all, if you ask what you're going to do, expect a response. His response was reasonable, and a good idea. :Suggesting exercise as a way to pass the time =/= telling someone they're obese. On a side note, if you ARE obese, then maybe you should take his advice.
kaykay20 0
Don't need to be obese to be out of shape. Exercise is a good idea for anyone in shape or not.
IPoopedOnU 12
He cares about ur health!
ukrage 1
I like how it's offensive to ever suggest exercise to someone. Honestly everyone could use more exercise
bryan788 29
what a prick
kaykay20 0
He's most likely working out and doing sit ups in his free time too so don't see what's wrong with him suggesting you do the same and get in shape too. It's good that you both work at looking good for when you see each other again. Start on it and keep at it you'd start looking better and feeling better.
hateevryone 15
nothing wrong with exercising. it was just a suggestion