Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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MaaaanWTF 1
Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)
kevinnj 0
Well at least it's something to do .
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Comments (101)
xSorry_fml 10
If you were not getting pudgy he wouldn't have to tell you these things. I work hard at always trying to look good and stay fit for my girlfriend and we have been together for years. The moment she starts wearing sweats every day and getting fat I'm gonna let her know that she should start working out more.
Raesin 21
That's when you end up lonely and single later on in life. What if you have kids and she puts on a bit of weight and/or her hips gets wider? Telling her not to wear sweats and that she's getting fat does not make you a loving understanding partner, it makes you a jackass.
bebohacker1 4
43- haha 43 loved your comment.
ikickgingers 15
^ahahshahhahahahahajajahahajahahahahahahahahahahajahajajaha stfu
Naitsi 19
he should do some situps
causticgirl 6
And you said "JACKASS".
Llamacod 11
No katherine, I don't see anything wrong with it either. Unless you're talking about using exploit instead if expose, then I do see something wrong
CeeCee_fml 16
Working out is a great suggestion if your idea of killing time is being bored to tears. A nicer thing to suggest would have been to join a boxing, karate, or dance class. Or go visit places, hang with your family, anything that doesn't have to involve him. Unless your whole life is centered around this guy...
PandaLoverXD 12
Most people qualify things like dancing and boxing as working out. For me, working out = doing lots of physical activity. It doesn't have to be boring. And I don't understand why the boyfriend is an ass for saying this... You can't talk about ANYTHING related to weight with your boyfriend? It's not like he called her fat and unattractive or anything like that...
apcfan009 0
I can see myself saying this to my girlfriend. Not cuz I think she's fat, but she wants me to whip her into better shape and i'm fitness obsessed so it's the first thing that would come to mind
lionpando 0
Neither this is fml or ydi. Dont feel bad or get offended wht ur loved once said cuz the time u start feeling bad 4 little things, it gets worse.
koolkat27 13
Ironic you username is "fatbuoy"