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By Doy - 19/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick, easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone? You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 17:35 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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MaaaanWTF 1

Monday 19 December 2011 12:06

Only so you will be fit enough to handle the sex marathon that will take place when he comes back ;)

kevinnj 0

Monday 19 December 2011 12:06

Well at least it's something to do .

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xSorry_fml 10

Monday 19 December 2011 16:17

If you were not getting pudgy he wouldn't have to tell you these things. I work hard at always trying to look good and stay fit for my girlfriend and we have been together for years. The moment she starts wearing sweats every day and getting fat I'm gonna let her know that she should start working out more.

Raesin 21

Monday 19 December 2011 18:13

That's when you end up lonely and single later on in life. What if you have kids and she puts on a bit of weight and/or her hips gets wider? Telling her not to wear sweats and that she's getting fat does not make you a loving understanding partner, it makes you a jackass.

bebohacker1 4

Monday 19 December 2011 16:17

43- haha 43 loved your comment.

ikickgingers 15

Monday 19 December 2011 16:39

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Naitsi 19

Monday 19 December 2011 16:48

he should do some situps

causticgirl 6

Monday 19 December 2011 17:14

And you said "JACKASS".

Llamacod 11

Monday 19 December 2011 17:47

No katherine, I don't see anything wrong with it either. Unless you're talking about using exploit instead if expose, then I do see something wrong

CeeCee_fml 16

Monday 19 December 2011 18:09

Working out is a great suggestion if your idea of killing time is being bored to tears. A nicer thing to suggest would have been to join a boxing, karate, or dance class. Or go visit places, hang with your family, anything that doesn't have to involve him. Unless your whole life is centered around this guy...

PandaLoverXD 12

Monday 19 December 2011 21:25

Most people qualify things like dancing and boxing as working out. For me, working out = doing lots of physical activity. It doesn't have to be boring. And I don't understand why the boyfriend is an ass for saying this... You can't talk about ANYTHING related to weight with your boyfriend? It's not like he called her fat and unattractive or anything like that...

apcfan009 0

Monday 19 December 2011 18:16

I can see myself saying this to my girlfriend. Not cuz I think she's fat, but she wants me to whip her into better shape and i'm fitness obsessed so it's the first thing that would come to mind