Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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Comments (169)
spoo 24
hes punishing himself for making you happy, it sounds to me like hes a jokester
Makingamemory 0
he wants you to kiss his ass and ride him. he thought yu meant happy with him and wanted to get in bed.
gpstyne 0
stop talking you'll live
Bloodknight 22
"He responded by", or "His response was to". Can't have both. Please someone edit this garbage FML!
LeverPuller 5
lol Probably just being silly, who knows? Sounds like my boyfriend, though. He and I were in a Walmart yesterday, and he walks up to me all lovingly and embraces me and then, "Kassi, overcome diabetes." (Only he said "diabeetus") He was reading a nearby magazine cover to me. Such a freak. D: (Also, no, I don't have diabetes.)
honutattoo 0
it means you're just a booty call! XD
Lora118118 0
It means You've been whipped.. or he has.. they use the saying on John tucker must die.. I've seen epople do the ass slapping before while saying "you've been whipped". Whipped means you've fallen for someone sorta.
midnight_rain 0
Are you like really really stupid? Well clearly. Whipped doesnt mean you've fallen for someone, it means either someone has you trained or you have them trained. Wow, the stupidity of some people amazes me. Get your point right. Dumbass
Inked2009 0
Boo hoo your boyfriend slapped his bare ass. Get the **** OVER IT!
GreenRupee 0
It's just weirdness. Do you want a boring guy?
Voids 0
Sounds like my bf. He always does that shit at random times. He says he thinks it's funny.