Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents while watching a terrible Netflix Christmas movie to get into the holiday spirit. Halfway through, I realized I had wrapped my scissors and tape inside one of the gifts. Now I’m sitting here with unwrapped gifts and a deep annoyance at Christmas all together. FML
Today, I attempted to untangle a pair of headphones. Somehow, in the process, I managed to tie them into a knot so complicated that it's now a permanent part of my life in the "great big box of mystery cables that lives in the garage." FML
Today, after I accidentally put my headphones through the washing machine and then drying them out, they somehow still worked, but only in one ear. I was about to accept my fate when the other side suddenly started playing audio at full volume during a quiet train ride. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
Today, I decided to listen to some music at work, so I plugged in my headphones and turned on Spotify. Only the music decided to play out loud instead. I was called a “disrespectful little bitch who wasn’t raised right” for not using my headphones. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.
sweet_candy_ 17
Well now you know what you want for Christmas.
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Comments (123)
jessicanicole201 0
(: stupid
wesley99 0
Congratulations your an idiot :)
memo619 0
18, the irony and this is why I don't buy expensive headphones
TryptamineDreame 0
But the expensive ones are the best. I have some that I use for jogging which cost me $100, and before that, I used the regular ipod headphones and they would fall out and I would be constantly putting them back in. :(
DocBastard 40
Dreamy is right. I don't travel without my Bose noise reducing headphones.
Cheekylozza 3
your life is ****** cause of earphones. Hmm
memo619 0
doc, touché and whose life WOULDNT be ****** without headphones? I would have to listen to my 4 sisters talk about boys and other girl nonsense
theian01 3
I know what to get OP for Christmas now :-) A train set!
dudeitsdanny 10
I have really good noise-canceling earphones that stay in. They cost me $9 at Big Lots. There's no need for expensive ones. These are the best I've ever had, and probably also the cheapest.
medfly 2
my friend is in a band, playing bass. he's pretty good, and they have played in front of crowds and recorded some songs. he probably can't use $9 headphones.
linopz224 0
ohhhookkkk I don't get u.. the OP isn't asking for ur opinion
DVecc 0
that's because earphones suck. headphones ftw
theian01 3
57, your wrong. I play bass, in a band, in front of crowds. I can use $9 headphones.
iSwim11 0
were they beats?
bethan1 4
You can't wrap an ipod and listen to it it at the same time it rarely ever works out. :)
MissLizWolf 8
you are really dumb, fo' real.
bindee2211 2
your an idiot
GtDriver 6
lol 71 ghetto witness reference win
CoolBroStory 7
You should learn to pay attention.
sweet_candy_ 17
Well now you know what you want for Christmas.
hosamsr 3
win
Innocent_Bitch 0
Instead of asking for normal headphones, ask for wireless ones. :)
EffinAhole 0
do wireless headphones exist?
Kllez_fml 0
No, it doesn't. The sound would be too crapy.
White_Fury 0
There are Bluetooth headphones which are pretty sweet!
Mr_Zachary 0
They exist and your spelling is "crapy".
Shokz992 0
43/64 - Oh, wow >.<
DahkLohd 4
Be more careful next time?
LewisG 0
Just use reparo or smth, m'lord.
Lurked 4
the dark lord shall rise again
Divergentlover 10
Lord voldomort will return very much alive
Geoffrx7 0
Cut off! I get it. You Brits crack me up.
felixshen 18
yeaah some of my best friends r british and they sure r funny
Cinn_fml 23
Next time you'll be more careful with scissors, and maybe invest in a pair of cheap headphones for when you are doing?
brootalxkeni 0
that really sucks, op. but ydi. most definetly.
IBeTROLLINN 0
lulz OMG tahts phunny
Il_Maestro 6
I recommend you no longer waste our lives with these utterly disgraceful comments.
BloodyHeel 8
The Maestro has spoken.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Too bad you didn't cut yourself in the process as well.