By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 15:08 - United States

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 333
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Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..

I don't blame you. roosters are fucking annoying as hell

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What the heck does that mean

hell yes hole punching! "this guy keeps screaming; hes paranoid. quick, someone get this man another steroid!"

8 miles FTW

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It comes easier to some than it does to others. It depends on your nature more than anything. But it could still be changed with help and persistence.

hell yes hole punching! "this guy keeps screaming; hes paranoid. quick, someone get this man another steroid!"

No self control? I say he has some. He didn't hit the dog, and he didn't hit the rooster. He took his anger out on an inanimate object. Hey, OP, keep that in mind when you go for anger management course. You already have some management over your anger. People who go to these things by court order would have killed the dog, so you're already a little ahead of the game.

At least OP didn't choke the dog.

Or even worse, choke the chicken.

Haha 18 8 Mile reference

Sorry if I'm wrong, but the end of the sentence in this FML looks terribly written to me, "every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise." haha

haha yessir 58;)

No not really... "the rooster" is the noun, "which my neighbors just got" is a modifying clause used as an adjective, and "makes noise" is the verb. It's a correct, albeit complex, sentence.

Woah I just read it in a whole new way! Haha they mean they just got the rooster and its irritating OP's dog, gotcha :P

-.- he needs to chill

In soviet Russia Cabinet punches you!

Y'all just got schooled by a very weird looking bird...:)

107 your picture is so fitting to your commentXD

116 probably not cuz that guy looks Asian, not Russian. And I don't think that's a bird I think that's that weird looking monkey.

Actually 135 - Eastern Russia shares extensive borders with Mongolia and China (it also touches tips with North Korea). A massive section of the country is in what would be considered the 'Far East' and an even greater section still in Asia (north of Kazakstan). I think it's easy to surmise that you would not step over the border and the inhabitants would suddenly look completely different. That thing seems to be a Mandrill Baboon.

ANONYMOUS MADDDD!! Arghhhhh punch

Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..

ya you would have to rename him doughnut.

fitting picture flockz(;

It also looks like op should get some new kitchen cabinets if he can just punch straight through them

PETA would have been all up on that...

Am I hallucinating or did the words just change.

I feel like he shouldn't have the dog in case he loses his anger to the point of hurting it. I've punched the wall near my dog before and it really scared her =c! Although I didn't punch the wall because of her.

81- i think you need your prescription updated.

You can get a simple device at Petco to train your dog to stop barking in the house. Please do it. And yeah, anger management is a good idea.

Instead of punching the dog, just choke the chicken then, that should calm you ;)

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Your a terrible person :P

I would've drop kicked the rooster:)

According to the thumb distribution, FMLers prefer dogs to roosters.

Same :P I hate little dogs.

why not just kick it normally..?

Do you punch babies in your spare time, also?

Occasionally :) I'd also have made myself a fried chicken breast.

24 like your pic lol

Kill it with fire!

fire is so last week and so mainstream though...

DRAGONBALL Z ABRIDGED WINS

38 - says the person with ass balloon and stream of fire in their picture. Seriously? You didn't see the hypocrisy in your statement and picture when you wrote that?

I thought it was something else =O

Fùk this chick

What exactly would punching the cabinet do to stop your dog from yapping?

He punched cuz he was mad..

14- no, really? I thought he punched it because he was having a fantastic day. :P (it was sarcasm, in case you didn't notice)

You say that now. If you become angered I bet you'd punch something out of instinct.

Yeah.. I have punched innocent walls that had nothing to do with my anger -__-

Then you're an idiot for asking that question... And probably also need a quick anger management course.

Yeah I mean the cabinet has feelings too

Punching shit doesn't help.

151 youd be surprised.

Cockatoo? Cockatiel? Im Guessing it was birds

well you thought right i guess.. or maybe youre just stressed

Yeah, I'm thinking anger management is a good idea..