By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 090
You deserved it 6 736

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well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

Leave your neighbor's cock alone!

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Sorry, didn't realize I'd be first. If I'd known, I'd thought of a little more content for my comment. We used to have roosters and they're not like always audible. Inside the house we generally weren't bothered by them.

wow that... that is just unfortunate.

I like how short this fML is. :p

at least you'll get free breakfast....it ventured too close to the fence...:D :D :D

haha.. lol @36.

haha I get the reference #2

haha I get the reference #2

haha I get the reference #2

haha I get the reference #2

lol #2 xD plus have ever thought about getting a gun?

This reminds me of Spartacus: Once again the gods part cheecks to ram rooster in donkey! Or the famous: for Jupiter's rooster.

i hate it i could barely click the freeken FML!

I'll get there.

haha wow that sucks

don't get to close. roosters attack with pointy evil spurs!!!! D:

Grow up it's not like they are that loud. You'll get over it.

wh-wh-well I never! nah-nah-now you see there son, that's a chicken-hawk!

agree... so sorry

agreed that this really sux

bahahaha 120! that was classic!!! :D

I uh uh keep my feathers numbered in case of an emergency like this!!

RIP Looney Toons:( you will be missed.

My highschool has had roosters in the middle of our courtyard that we have had to listen to for weeks. I feel your pain.

Try your neighbour getting a cockatoo, that 4 years later still screeches like it's dying all day every day. Then complain to me about your rooster

49- I've seen your playercard on Black Ops before :D

no longer need an alarm clock

shoot that cock with a silenced Glock. Then hide the evidence by melting the Glock since it's made of plastic and only buy the one bullet for it. There you have it, a plan. But I guess if you don't want to spend so much money on a Glock and then destroy it you could borrow a friend's if they have one. Or sneak up to it and stab it with a bayonet. Or give it a bath with cyanide. I guess you could use a crossbow, but that would be too obvious. Unless you give everyone on the block a crossbow, so everyone is a subject with equal motives. Okay, I'm tired of giving you ideas.

so wat race is ur neiboer?

roosters aren't that freaking bad! show some tits, grow some balls!

You know what's even worse than your neighbors buying a rooster? Your neighbors buying a rooster AND a chicken. :)

I guess you won't be sleeping much...

how does these shitty fmls get posted and mine doesn't?

It's because your submission sucked. Trust me, I read it and it didn't deserve to be published. See the unofficial FAQ for more information.

it's much better than than this shit

No, it really, really was not.

try sleeping in Mexico, everyone has at least 5.

Depending on the day of the week. Chicken is much better fresh.

What a dick, or should I say cock?

I have like ten roosters... it's not hard to sleep at all.

Ouch... I know how annoying roosters are. when I go over my friends house he has lots of birds and they're annoying so I see how u feel haha

may be annoying at first but look at it this way, you'll never be late for work. Or just buy ear plugs..

And they make good "watch dogs" so to speak

yeah cocks are annoying.

True that... everyone

My neighbors have a retarded rooster (: he crows at like 1 in the afternoon.

Roosters don't crow only in the morning. They crow at 3am, at 9am, at 5pm and all times in between. You get used to it and eventually don't even hear it. Personally, I love it-but I raised my flock from babies and that is just what they are to me

Yeah, roosters only crowing at the crack of dawn is wrong. in fact that's when my roosters crow the least.

well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken

You, my friend, just made my day.

am I the only one on the iPhone who took 10 to click on this FML?

You commented in the wrong place but no, you're not the only one. it happened to me too

sorry. comment bug.

that verry next day u bought a shotgun.

158- Yeah me too.

Leave your neighbor's cock alone!

Looks like somebody just...choked the chicken!

Epic WIN!! x x x x U R My Hero

:D. I was going to say dat

start a cock fighting league :L

yeah, just kuz u don't go a cock, doesn't mean ur neighbor can't have one etheir!

I'm sensing you should buy a Chicken Hawk and then write a cartoon based on their hilarious hijinks

Loony Tunes, right? :D

Your life is definitely fucked. You have my sympathy.

he got fu.ckd by a c.ock

Fuck sake. Grow up my family used to have 2 they aren't that bad. Cry some more.

agreed.. I have one and it's not bad... OP- suck it up. :)

Why do you have one if it's bad at all?

wow. not everybody got to grow up with a rooster... therefore not being used to them. maybe you should be a little nicer.

dude my uncle had one and we freakin gave it away to someone when he asked us to finally sell it, not everyone lived on a farm or had roosters as pets, we preferred dogs..

maybe you guys have different roosters in the USA to South Africa but here, they are damn loud... I agree with 98.

It depends where the OP lives... if they're in the country I don't know if they can do anything... Maybe I'm a deep sleeper then.

pussy roosters are bad ass man just for that Yur right fuck your life wit a 21 inch dick!

I have 4 roosters and 5 hens. and 11 baby chicks....I sleep just fine.

199- I'm a little worried about my health, because I actually understood what you said.

You could try complaining to your town...