By WickedLittleDoll - 01/12/2014 16:38 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
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I can totally imagine that haha "FUCK YOU GOOSE WHY ARE YOU A GOOSE!"

*sits with pad and pen* "...and how does that make you feel?"

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I can totally imagine that haha "FUCK YOU GOOSE WHY ARE YOU A GOOSE!"

DAMN IT GOOSE. YOU HAD ONE JOB: TO BE A GOOSE AND YOU'RE DOING IT.

I WANTED YOU TO BE A FUCKING DUCK! AGH!

I have to question whether OP is named William Henry Devereaux Jr...

I hit rock bottom when I thought that read.. "I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU GOOSE".. And for that.. I apologize.

Well with some people you scream at them for being stupid, and everybody knows, you cant fix stupid.

That's hilarious, sorry for you, though.

I wish there was a backstory to this.

Op obviously saw the goose when she stormed outside after beating her daughter with a dildo.

Wrong way around. OP got mad at the goose, only to come home to find OP's daughter's dildo thing and beat her with it

No no no, she beat the dildo with the goose because she was angry at it for being a duck... Uuhm, I'm confused.

OP was having a bad day after discovering her at shat on her favorite shoes. To calm herself she took a stroll around a pond. Along the way she came across this goose. The goose was just chilling out like a normal goose and OP needed to lash out on something, anything and the goose seemed like the perfect target

You're all wrong. The goose was the dildo.

Both you and the goose need help

Things being what they are has always pissed me off too

*sits with pad and pen* "...and how does that make you feel?"

I don't blame you. Geese are the worst.

It's ok, maybe you will react more positive to other animals?

Lol did he eat all ur bread