By WickedLittleDoll - 01/12/2014 16:38 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
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johobus28 26
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I can totally imagine that haha "FUCK YOU GOOSE WHY ARE YOU A GOOSE!"

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sorryheadphones 26
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*sits with pad and pen* "...and how does that make you feel?"

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johobus28 26
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I can totally imagine that haha "FUCK YOU GOOSE WHY ARE YOU A GOOSE!"

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BigLatchZatch 14
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DAMN IT GOOSE. YOU HAD ONE JOB: TO BE A GOOSE AND YOU'RE DOING IT.

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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I WANTED YOU TO BE A FUCKING DUCK! AGH!

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GoldFishPony 21
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I have to question whether OP is named William Henry Devereaux Jr...

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T_Young96 13

I hit rock bottom when I thought that read.. "I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU GOOSE".. And for that.. I apologize.

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wilber245 16
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Well with some people you scream at them for being stupid, and everybody knows, you cant fix stupid.

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Dlzq 22
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That's hilarious, sorry for you, though.

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patrickeli 15
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I wish there was a backstory to this.

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Fuaaad1994 31
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Op obviously saw the goose when she stormed outside after beating her daughter with a dildo.

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DiamondGirlj 18
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Wrong way around. OP got mad at the goose, only to come home to find OP's daughter's dildo thing and beat her with it

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PePziNL 20

No no no, she beat the dildo with the goose because she was angry at it for being a duck... Uuhm, I'm confused.

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piff7 14
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OP was having a bad day after discovering her at shat on her favorite shoes. To calm herself she took a stroll around a pond. Along the way she came across this goose. The goose was just chilling out like a normal goose and OP needed to lash out on something, anything and the goose seemed like the perfect target

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KitchKraft 21
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You're all wrong. The goose was the dildo.

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qchris87 17
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Both you and the goose need help

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cheshirecat13242 32

Things being what they are has always pissed me off too

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sorryheadphones 26
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*sits with pad and pen* "...and how does that make you feel?"

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barfcannon 24
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I don't blame you. Geese are the worst.

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Oyas12 14

It's ok, maybe you will react more positive to other animals?

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joarasmi 24
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Lol did he eat all ur bread

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