By fuck teh poleese - 12/02/2012 21:50 - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
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Akumie 6

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. Fuck your microwave's life

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grahambertus 11
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Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

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Akumie 6

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. Fuck your microwave's life

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grahambertus 11
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Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Need a moment?

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immaMonsta 8
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#1 Here lies the PORE little microwave. The POUR thing was just minding it's own business when it was yelled at to death. And fyi, it's POOR.

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Akumie 6

.-. Blame my iPod. *poor xD

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iamabamf 17

Yeah, too bad iPods don't change poor to pore.

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Lizzypop98 6
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Too bad they do if you type the wrong letter...especially since iPods are touch screen and all.....

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BrickWalls 2
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Sounds like me when I play CoD :S

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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This is definitely one of those situations where you turn around and notice someone was watching you with their jaw dropped the whole time while you did the dumbest thing in your life.

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pedosmurf 7

Get some friends at least they will defend you microwave

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nic7973 23
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fuck your poor spellings life! :D

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Akumie 6

XD Good one!

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AssassinsCRB 0
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Don't we all do this sometimes

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shaniquaaa 8
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Lol. Your picture matches perfectly to your comment

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kittySplash 0

Heck yea lol

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Akumie 6

Why thank you!8D

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ByronJess 17

You PROBABLY have anger problems? More like you DO have anger problems.

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LightningCactus 12
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That microwave must be terrified every time op goes into the kitchen.

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crzysk8r 0

WHY DIDN'T GOD GIVE MICROWAVES LEGS!!!

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rubberduckie94 13
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I would hate to have seen what happened to his lap top or phone had this been denied publication when he read the email telling him so.

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Angel_Cacey 7
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*beep beep beep beep beep* did that make you mad OP ? :O

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bella_coza 0
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I believe that's actually having anger issues.

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bendovver 6

Hi!

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vinathi 9
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I feel bad for the people that have to live with you :P

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obviousboy 8

Umadbro?

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LiveLaughFML 10

Staymad.

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btnhdude 0

Bemad.

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WhoaItsKiernan 4

Get glad! No? Okay..*crawls back into dmthe corner*

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GovernorGeneral 8

If you think you have anger issues just because of that, then i declare myself to have anger issues as well. Lol jk. Sucks pretty bad for you xD

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Anger management issues aren't funny. Just saying.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Yes they are. =.=

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iTrevor 5
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I'm curious at to why OP's name is "f**k teh poleese."

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GovernorGeneral 8

You know you can say fuck...right? Why do you censor it ? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckidy fuck fuck. :l

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LiveLaughFML 10

Fuck my life.

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SecretMe00 5

Fuck you and fuck me.

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GovernorGeneral 8

-.-

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GovernorGeneral 8

Ya lets all just fuck together....*starts fucking*

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alexup24 13
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possibly because they hate the police cause they're a criminal, or super badass

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lsd_25 8
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or they're criminalS not they're a criminal

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dapheronixx03 6

agree.and your very cutee! message me:)

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Krulin 8
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Fuck you, and fuck SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI

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The_Tool1 13

I moderated this today

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TheLoneWandererX 2
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Get off the crystal brah its bad for da health.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Not everyone is a bra >:(

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Vegeto30294 19

I wish I was a bra.

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TheLoneWandererX 2
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Everyone is a bra in my book!!!

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imababeee 0

OP, your a nut job.

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hotPinklipstick 24

You need a dictionary.

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ladyLALAA 28
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And you'RE a bitch, who gives a rats, this is the Internet. Fyl 54!

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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^ here's 3 rats. Now, find a dictionary! It's "you're," not "your."

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hotPinklipstick 24

82- It's funny how you concluded I'm a bitch from one comment. I wasn't rude, I didn't curse, and I didn't call names. Seems to me like you're the bitch in this thread. Have a nice day.

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imababeee 0

If I need to spell correctly I will. But do I need to here? No. And it doesn't really change how people read it so piss off.

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ladyLALAA 28
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89, I've seen many of your comments to come to this conclusion.

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brohamas16 7

haha this is actually kinda funny how long this argument went on

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CBML 7
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Fuck off you mean :P

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CBML 7
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Nice one hotpinklipstic

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ladyLALAA 28
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I stand by the fact ur a whinging mole :)

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