Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. Fuck your microwave's life

Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

Need a moment?

#1 Here lies the PORE little microwave. The POUR thing was just minding it's own business when it was yelled at to death. And fyi, it's POOR.

I'd hate to see what you do to your toaster when the bread gets burned...

.-. Blame my iPod. *poor xD

Yeah, too bad iPods don't change poor to pore.

Too bad they do if you type the wrong letter...especially since iPods are touch screen and all.....

Poor*

Sounds like me when I play CoD :S

This is definitely one of those situations where you turn around and notice someone was watching you with their jaw dropped the whole time while you did the dumbest thing in your life.

Get some friends at least they will defend you microwave

fuck your poor spellings life! :D

XD Good one!

Don't we all do this sometimes

Lol. Your picture matches perfectly to your comment

Heck yea lol

Why thank you!8D

You PROBABLY have anger problems? More like you DO have anger problems.

That microwave must be terrified every time op goes into the kitchen.

WHY DIDN'T GOD GIVE MICROWAVES LEGS!!!

Wait... What?

I would hate to have seen what happened to his lap top or phone had this been denied publication when he read the email telling him so.

*beep beep beep beep beep* did that make you mad OP ? :O

I believe that's actually having anger issues.

Hi!

I feel bad for the people that have to live with you :P

Umadbro?

Staymad.

Bemad.

Get glad! No? Okay..*crawls back into dmthe corner*

If you think you have anger issues just because of that, then i declare myself to have anger issues as well. Lol jk. Sucks pretty bad for you xD

Anger management issues aren't funny. Just saying.

Yes they are. =.=

I'm curious at to why OP's name is "f**k teh poleese."

You know you can say fuck...right? Why do you censor it ? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckidy fuck fuck. :l

Fuck my life.

Fuck everyone.

Fuck you and fuck me.

-.-

Ya lets all just fuck together....*starts fucking*

possibly because they hate the police cause they're a criminal, or super badass

or they're criminalS not they're a criminal

agree.and your very cutee! message me:)

Fuck you, and fuck SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI

I moderated this today

Get off the crystal brah its bad for da health.

Not everyone is a bra >:(

I wish I was a bra.

Everyone is a bra in my book!!!

OP, your a nut job.

You need a dictionary.

And you'RE a bitch, who gives a rats, this is the Internet. Fyl 54!

^ here's 3 rats. Now, find a dictionary! It's "you're," not "your."

82- It's funny how you concluded I'm a bitch from one comment. I wasn't rude, I didn't curse, and I didn't call names. Seems to me like you're the bitch in this thread. Have a nice day.

If I need to spell correctly I will. But do I need to here? No. And it doesn't really change how people read it so piss off.

89, I've seen many of your comments to come to this conclusion.

haha this is actually kinda funny how long this argument went on

Fuck off you mean :P

Nice one hotpinklipstic

I stand by the fact ur a whinging mole :)