FML : Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could...

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Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck teh poleese - / Sunday 12 February 2012 21:50 / United States

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By Akumie | 6

#4026998 - Monday 13 February 2012 2:58

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. Fuck your microwave's life

By grahambertus | 11

#4027100 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:12

Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

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By Akumie | 6

#4026998 - Monday 13 February 2012 2:58

Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. Fuck your microwave's life

grahambertus | 11

#4027100 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:12

Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4027132 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:17

Need a moment?

immaMonsta | 8

#4027231 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:33

#1 Here lies the PORE little microwave. The POUR thing was just minding it's own business when it was yelled at to death. And fyi, it's POOR.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#4027326 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:51

I'd hate to see what you do to your toaster when the bread gets burned...

Akumie | 6

#4027398 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:03

.-. Blame my iPod. *poor xD

iamabamf | 17

#4027669 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:49

Yeah, too bad iPods don't change poor to pore.

Lizzypop98 | 6

#4027730 - Monday 13 February 2012 5:05

Too bad they do if you type the wrong letter...especially since iPods are touch screen and all.....

dayzz1 | 10

#4027781 - Monday 13 February 2012 5:22

Poor*

BrickWalls | 2

#4027861 - Monday 13 February 2012 5:46

Sounds like me when I play CoD :S

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#4027924 - Monday 13 February 2012 6:06

This is definitely one of those situations where you turn around and notice someone was watching you with their jaw dropped the whole time while you did the dumbest thing in your life.

pedosmurf | 7

#4028644 - Monday 13 February 2012 7:40

Get some friends at least they will defend you microwave

nic7973 | 23

#4028751 - Monday 13 February 2012 9:01

fuck your poor spellings life! :D

Akumie | 6

#4029693 - Monday 13 February 2012 15:45

XD Good one!

AssassinsCRB | 0

#4029714 - Monday 13 February 2012 15:52

Don't we all do this sometimes

shaniquaaa | 8

#4030513 - Monday 13 February 2012 21:36

Lol. Your picture matches perfectly to your comment

kittySplash | 0

#4031750 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:52

Heck yea lol

Akumie | 6

#4035185 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 21:03

Why thank you!8D

By ByronJess | 17

#4027003 - Monday 13 February 2012 2:58

You PROBABLY have anger problems? More like you DO have anger problems.

LightningCactus | 12

#4027477 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:17

That microwave must be terrified every time op goes into the kitchen.

crzysk8r | 0

#4027821 - Monday 13 February 2012 5:34

WHY DIDN'T GOD GIVE MICROWAVES LEGS!!!

MiddleThumb | 0

#4027865 - Monday 13 February 2012 5:46

Wait... What?

rubberduckie94 | 13

#4029836 - Monday 13 February 2012 16:36

I would hate to have seen what happened to his lap top or phone had this been denied publication when he read the email telling him so.

Angel_Cacey | 7

#4031351 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 1:55

*beep beep beep beep beep* did that make you mad OP ? :O

By bella_coza | 0

#4027016 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:00

I believe that's actually having anger issues.

bendovver | 6

#4036938 - Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:25

Hi!

By vinathi | 9

#4027022 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:01

I feel bad for the people that have to live with you :P

By obviousboy | 8

#4027030 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:01

Umadbro?

LiveLaughFML | 10

#4027171 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:25

Staymad.

btnhdude | 0

#4027333 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:51

Bemad.

WhoaItsKiernan | 4

#4027636 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:42

Get glad! No? Okay..*crawls back into dmthe corner*

By GovernorGeneral | 8

#4027034 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:01

If you think you have anger issues just because of that, then i declare myself to have anger issues as well.
Lol jk. Sucks pretty bad for you xD

DrDilllonReese | 12

#4027369 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:59

Anger management issues aren't funny. Just saying.

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4027509 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:22

Yes they are. =.=

By iTrevor | 5

#4027036 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:02

I'm curious at to why OP's name is "f**k teh poleese."

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4027060 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:05

You know you can say fuck...right? Why do you censor it ?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckidy fuck fuck. :l

LiveLaughFML | 10

#4027153 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:21

Fuck my life.

DrDilllonReese | 12

#4027380 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:00

Fuck everyone.

SecretMe00 | 5

#4027457 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:14

Fuck you and fuck me.

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4027522 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:24

-.-

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4027525 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:24

Ya lets all just fuck together....*starts fucking*

alexup24 | 13

#4027571 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:32

possibly because they hate the police cause they're a criminal, or super badass

lsd_25 | 8

#4028605 - Monday 13 February 2012 7:10

or they're criminalS not they're a criminal

dapheronixx03 | 6

#4028663 - Monday 13 February 2012 7:48

agree.and your very cutee! message me:)

Krulin | 8

#4032880 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 8:08

Fuck you, and fuck SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI

By The_Tool1 | 13

#4027040 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:02

I moderated this today

By TheLoneWandererX | 2

#4027055 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:05

Get off the crystal brah its bad for da health.

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4029967 - Monday 13 February 2012 18:29

Not everyone is a bra >:(

Vegeto30294 | 19

#4030329 - Monday 13 February 2012 20:40

I wish I was a bra.

TheLoneWandererX | 2

#4031657 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:37

Everyone is a bra in my book!!!

By imababeee | 0

#4027079 - Monday 13 February 2012 3:08

OP, your a nut job.

hotPinklipstick | 24

#4027577 - Monday 13 February 2012 4:33

You need a dictionary.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4028647 - Monday 13 February 2012 7:43

And you'RE a bitch, who gives a rats, this is the Internet. Fyl 54!

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4028666 - Monday 13 February 2012 7:50

^ here's 3 rats. Now, find a dictionary! It's "you're," not "your."

hotPinklipstick | 24

#4028695 - Monday 13 February 2012 8:07

82- It's funny how you concluded I'm a bitch from one comment. I wasn't rude, I didn't curse, and I didn't call names. Seems to me like you're the bitch in this thread. Have a nice day.