FML : Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Keyser Soze - / Tuesday 17 January 2017 09:56 /

Animals

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By jcash52426 | 5

#7390509 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 12:56

I think the smell was so bad that your dog was trying to run away.

By Balphleair | 22

#7390455 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:18

The smell would make him wonder though

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By Balphleair | 22

#7390455 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 10:18

The smell would make him wonder though

By jcash52426 | 5

#7390509 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 12:56

I think the smell was so bad that your dog was trying to run away.

By species4872 | 19

#7390658 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 17:29

Could have been worse, you could have answered the door.

By Indianboy9321 | 25

#7390722 - Tuesday 17 January 2017 19:39

Usual Suspects is an awesome movie!

By brutal1 | 17

#7391170 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 11:55

Fus-Roh-Dah!

By dabomsht123 | 3

#7391955 - Thursday 19 January 2017 3:29

That's Fucking awesome

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