Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/08/2013 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

That seems like one heated discussion.

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ApollosMyth 22

That seems like one heated discussion.

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wlddog 14

May i present to you, possibly the best first response of all time.

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ApollosMyth 22

16 - I've seen better.

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ApollosMyth 22

28 - I've seen Breader

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webbface 25

Lol #1 I thought that was pretty good. I'm jelly.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Wheat just a minute here, OP's argument with the toaster seems to have risen a lot of controversy. Jesus Chrust, I have no idea what is going on here.

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TheLittleBear 19

Ah, I love a good bread pun. They never go stale.

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evilplatypus 38

Rye is everyone making light of OP's issue? Having anger issues is really crummy.

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TheLittleBear 19

Yes now we mustn't baguette to be nice to the OP. He isn't managing to roll with his anger issues yet.

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kcjc777 8

So heated #1 that I think it's getting a bit toasty in here.

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Thursday737 7

You guys need to stop loafing around!

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AngelSpit 18

If I had a pumpernickel for every time I've argued with my toaster .....

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quincy2112 9

Did it listen to your problems? Was its advice good?

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Uramonkey 11

The toaster proposed a toast. It was a good friend.

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PterodactylMan 23

Was the toaster crunchy? It couldn't possibly be salty

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

Wow, your toaster just let you yell at it?! What a brave little toaster....*Buh dum tss*

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ViRepz 28

What about the microwave, how could you just blatantly ignore it?

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Wowxoxo 17

The microwave and TV are more honest to me... The toaster is okay, but the fridge is a mean bitch

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marcranger 28

My refrigerator's a bit frigid, too. It's just how they are.

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ViRepz 28

Why? He has a toaster...

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Misswildsides 22

Toasters never judge you.

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ApollosMyth 22

My toaster always pops early, 34.... I think it is mocking me.

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Pesticides 19

you only need help if the toaster starts talking back to you...

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Neyuu 18

My mom used to say the same thing about the tv. Then we saw a commercial... "Hey you! This is your tv talking!"

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lishajoy777 14

it was just tryna toat your bread. toaster abuse... for shame...

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dalink 24

The errors in this comment are "worst shame".

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Sansational_ 18

That would have been really funny sans spelling and grammar errors.

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isallwaysme 27

at least you said sorry. toasters have feelings just like any other appliance.

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Masonator28 9

Tell my mother that

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

why? I would think a bit of professional help, maybe counseling, should be the most logical step. Medication is not always the answer and can have some pretty nasty adverse effects.

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logankyng 15

Just go ahead and get a few cats...it's inevitable

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TheDrifter 23

There is no such thing as a few cats. One, two and seventeen are the only available options.

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pantherpride98 10

Cats are awesome! I have two that are my friends.

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Kelsey_709 9

According to #50, next step is 17. I'd stick to 2, unless you have enough yarn for all those sweaters you'll be knitting. Or you're in need of Reddit karma. ;)

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