Miscellaneous: Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom...

By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Dump the dump

By lily anne - 30/01/2022 02:00

Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML

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lindseylindsey39 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:11

Hahah I do that all the time.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

Eww, stall call.

Comments

anonymous2323 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:34

They need to create a "who cares/big deal" button. One that's not necessarily bad enough for FYL, but nothing they really deserved. This qualifies as a "big deal". so you were releasing some water. Big deal.

Kellayy 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:35

nice job :P

I2OI3 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:36

Submitter of bad FML, listen to me, you can do better than this. Try harder next time.

maralsky 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:36

Sorry...I know a lot of people do it, but honestly, something about talking on the phone in the bathroom is very distasteful to me. Besides, I'm guessing this is how a lot of cellphones get dropped in the toilet. :P On the other hand, while I don't think it's good manners to take your phone conversation into the toilet...yes, he's kind of an idiot for saying "ew". Trust me, I know the feeling. My ex-boyfriend had some strange idea that girls shouldn't fart... *rolls eyes* Sorry fella, I get gas from those refried beans just like you do...

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:38

that's def a YDI.

Iwannabetreo 11

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:42

I agree with the boys statement. Ew.

UGADawg08 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:55

This thread is useless without video.

lowcapacityx 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:59

As long as you don't use your phone as toliet paper and wash your hands after no big but next time hang up then redial saves you the trouble. But ya that's pretty gnarly. YDI

s0n0fjay 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:08

use the MUTE BUTTON foo'

SaruhMai 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:11

why would you do that? When I have to go potty and I'm on the phone I just ask them to tell me a long story then I mute the speaker and do my buisness.