Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
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Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
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lindseylindsey39 0
Hahah I do that all the time.
rukusrazor 0
Eww, stall call.
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anonymous2323 0
They need to create a "who cares/big deal" button. One that's not necessarily bad enough for FYL, but nothing they really deserved. This qualifies as a "big deal". so you were releasing some water. Big deal.
Kellayy 0
nice job :P
I2OI3 0
Submitter of bad FML, listen to me, you can do better than this. Try harder next time.
maralsky 0
Sorry...I know a lot of people do it, but honestly, something about talking on the phone in the bathroom is very distasteful to me. Besides, I'm guessing this is how a lot of cellphones get dropped in the toilet. :P On the other hand, while I don't think it's good manners to take your phone conversation into the toilet...yes, he's kind of an idiot for saying "ew". Trust me, I know the feeling. My ex-boyfriend had some strange idea that girls shouldn't fart... *rolls eyes* Sorry fella, I get gas from those refried beans just like you do...
BaldOuting 0
that's def a YDI.
Iwannabetreo 11
I agree with the boys statement. Ew.
UGADawg08 1
This thread is useless without video.
lowcapacityx 0
As long as you don't use your phone as toliet paper and wash your hands after no big but next time hang up then redial saves you the trouble. But ya that's pretty gnarly. YDI
s0n0fjay 0
use the MUTE BUTTON foo'
SaruhMai 0
why would you do that? When I have to go potty and I'm on the phone I just ask them to tell me a long story then I mute the speaker and do my buisness.