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Are you bonos mom? *hopes someone gets my South Park reference*
I got it. :)
Haha, one of my favorite episodes. :) OP, it sucks that your mom was there to hear you. I know we've all done random shit when we think no one is around, and it's so embarrassing to get caught. FYL, you just did something that's human nature, no worries. :)
So... Did she scare the shit out if you then?
OP should have said "no, but you can help me come up with a name!"
"It's a bit early to start imposing roles on it."
Rule of life #562...Always make sure you're alone before you act like a complete weirdo.
There's one for the story book.
A mom that cares aww great grandchildren story later on
33- Huh. A double post. Been a while since I've seen one of you.
"Yes, your first grandchild has no face! Or arms or legs! Hurry! What do I do??" That oughta do it.
I really want to know if you're male, that will make this so much funnier.
You must be able to entertain yourself for hours lol
Take me too the hospital lady, gonna poo out a baby, pow pow pow! Have a sandwich, make a baby, have a pizza a make another three!
For anyone who misses the reference, a)you suck and b) look up weebl - babies :D
Or you just failed at being funny
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Was it a boy or a girl?
Rule of life #562...Always make sure you're alone before you act like a complete weirdo.