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Tuesday 3 September 2013 23:53 /
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Misaki18
| 17
Was it a boy or a girl?
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HeyHeyFishFillet
| 34
Rule of life #562...Always make sure you're alone before you act like a complete weirdo.
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Jezzikah
| 11
Are you bonos mom? *hopes someone gets my South Park reference*
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Rianokami
| 22
I got it. :)
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Donnakar
| 20
Love it :)
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Bob_Mooky
| 9
Lol I love that episode. I didn't expect Bono to actually BE the biggest crap O_O
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Dreamcatcher1229
| 17
Haha, one of my favorite episodes. :) OP, it sucks that your mom was there to hear you. I know we've all done random shit when we think no one is around, and it's so embarrassing to get caught. FYL, you just did something that's human nature, no worries. :)
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christyxbee
| 15
So... Did she scare the shit out if you then?
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Misaki18
| 17
Was it a boy or a girl?
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naznafeathers
| 22
OP should have said "no, but you can help me come up with a name!"
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Calingaladha
| 21
"It's a bit early to start imposing roles on it."
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Little4Bear
| 10
OP gave birth to a piece of shit.
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HeyHeyFishFillet
| 34
Rule of life #562...Always make sure you're alone before you act like a complete weirdo.
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cna1216
| 15
Shouldn't that be rule number one?
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2116803
| 10
I dont think there should be any rules to life. If you want to make noises while pushing out your turd baby from your asshole, you have my full support
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Genuine_G
| 8
There's one for the story book.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
And the moral of the story? Slow and steady wins the... Wait, I fucked that up.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
And the moral of the story? Slow and steady wins the... Wait, I fucked that up.
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ifavela89
| 13
A mom that cares aww great grandchildren story later on
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JtPv
| 14
33- Huh. A double post. Been a while since I've seen one of you.
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starile
| 19
"Yes, your first grandchild has no face! Or arms or legs! Hurry! What do I do??" That oughta do it.
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Little4Bear
| 10
"But it has your eyes!"
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theBadGuy37
| 9
Congratulations!
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IvyOswin
| 17
I really want to know if you're male, that will make this so much funnier.
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CptnHowdyy
| 13
Of course OP is a male.
We don't poop.
We don't poop.
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tyler384
| 6
You must be able to entertain yourself for hours lol
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Bob_Mooky
| 9
Jeezus, don't push too hard. You'll give yourself a hemorrhoid.
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martin8337
| 35
Or tear a spincter.
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Fluffydemise
| 18
Take me too the hospital lady, gonna poo out a baby, pow pow pow!
Have a sandwich, make a baby, have a pizza a make another three!
Have a sandwich, make a baby, have a pizza a make another three!
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Fluffydemise
| 18
For anyone who misses the reference, a)you suck and b) look up weebl - babies :D
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jayceejaco
| 15
Or you just failed at being funny
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