Miscellaneous: Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom...

By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

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You deserved it 44 700

By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 752

By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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You deserved it 73

By Pinkie - 06/08/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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lindseylindsey39 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:11

Hahah I do that all the time.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

Eww, stall call.

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djqlue 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:10

FIRST! HAHAHAH

ChocoAmethyst 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 6:09

u shud hav made up an excuse like "wel i thought u were important enough to keep talking too while i was doin my business!"

rooooooooar 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:10

Why would you even try that? YDI.

pingpongpickle 8

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:45

well who is it??! your boyfriend, dad, ?

tuxedoandex 28

Saturday 24 January 2015 17:16

I know, right? I'd rather just sit there and shit in my pants while still talking.

lindseylindsey39 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:11

Hahah I do that all the time.

hellokittywhore 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 23:07

same for me, but it depends on who the person is. lol

ayumi_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:11

YDI ;P

liinkinparkfan97 34

Wednesday 14 December 2016 6:14

Right, OP totally deserved it because they had to go to the bathroom.

lpaul49 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:11

I'm assuming you meant to say boyfriend, but just neglected to say that in the post... Also, that's really sketchy. You couldn't have just told him you have to use the bathroom like a normal person would do?