By June - 19/05/2009 21:51 - Canada

Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
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lindseylindsey39 0
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Hahah I do that all the time.

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rukusrazor 0
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Eww, stall call.

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djqlue 0

FIRST! HAHAHAH

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ChocoAmethyst 0

u shud hav made up an excuse like "wel i thought u were important enough to keep talking too while i was doin my business!"

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rooooooooar 0
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Why would you even try that? YDI.

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pingpongpickle 8

well who is it??! your boyfriend, dad, ?

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tuxedoandex 28
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I know, right? I'd rather just sit there and shit in my pants while still talking.

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lindseylindsey39 0
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Hahah I do that all the time.

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hellokittywhore 0

same for me, but it depends on who the person is. lol

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ayumi_fml 0

YDI ;P

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liinkinparkfan97 34
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Right, OP totally deserved it because they had to go to the bathroom.

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lpaul49 0
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I'm assuming you meant to say boyfriend, but just neglected to say that in the post... Also, that's really sketchy. You couldn't have just told him you have to use the bathroom like a normal person would do?

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lucy331 0

sketchy.... phhsssshaaaawww!!! this fml is fucking hilarious!!!! don't be such negative downer

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kwbuzz23wk 0

i am assuming you are a girl. let the woman power begin...

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wbrycem 0
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Apparently being on the toilet performing a perfectly normal bodily function is gross? Damnit

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xaqori 0
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I don't get it. How is this "ew"? Everyone goes to the bathroom...

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rukusrazor 0
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Eww, stall call.

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SweetThang 0

Hahaha..think before you speak....or before you try to pull something like that off. haha

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kimaniv 0
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How is this an FML? All you have to do is explain what happened. And there's nothing wrong about talking and using the bathroom.

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