By Jamesfmled
  Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
Jamesfmled tells us more :
I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.
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30 and 34-- not all guys are all about sex. its actually quite common for women to want sex just as much as men. my fiance isn't big on having sex all the time as opposed to me wanting it twice a day everyday. people are different, regardless of their sex.

  Cass_x  |  22

Actually, we don't live close to eachother. The only way we can see eachother is if one of us makes a pretty damn long train ride. And we're both really busy, so. So how about you stop being smartasses unless you really know what's going on? And in case you wanted to know; I'll share it with the whole world. I'm still a virgin. But he respects me, so he waits until I'm ready. I'm just really glad he's not one of those guys who only cares about sex.
Probably gonna get thumbed down again for explaining, but so be it then.

  russfml  |  31

My thoughts agreed. If anything I'd be a little pissed. It sounds like she lead him on on purpose and went whoops I meant deluxe, not durex

  Cass_x  |  22

#67, your joke actually kinda made me chuckle when I read it again after I posted my other comment, but I didn't really bother changing it since I was mostly referring to #30

  DocBastard  |  38

Where did OP say that? He got a text from his girlfriend explicitly saying that she needed help with condoms. He had no reason to think it was a typo. What, did you expect him to clarify before rushing over?

Sounds like you may have some unresolved relationship issues.

  Jamesfmled  |  14

Would you be a jerk if someone you were dating implied to you they wanted sex and you accepted their invitation? I didn't mind helping I just didn't appreciate the circumstances under which she got me to help her.

  amisenho  |  11

#53: Understandable, but OP did mention later that he wouldn't have minded helping her. He just didn't appreciate the fact that she stooped to tricking him with the prospect of sex to get his attention. If his girlfriend had just said, "Hey, could you help me paint my bedroom today?" OP would have gladly helped.

  Oyas12  |  14

Read the post again... EDIT: Ok, im guessing you did, but seriously,what you said is probably what the gf thought would make him cum *cough* *come. She might have trust issues...