By Jamesfmled Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 42855 You deserved it 13182 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share Jamesfmled tells us more : I wasn't just after the sex. We're just both very busy so when we get opportunities we make the most of them. And normally she tells me if we can't.