By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML
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nutmeg29 0

My mom does the same thing. While I'm away she'll talk about how much she misses me and wants me to come home, and when I do come home she doesn't even wait ten minutes to give me her "to do" list.

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lucidlucia 0
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never come back. that'll teach um.

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abcnonamecba 0
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first yay woot

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mcgugs 0

first :p

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YourEvilHero 12

me ttooooooooo

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StoryOfTheWeek 0
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that is actually what would happen with my family, finally come back and they drop a bomb like that

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ReyEr9412 0
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The lesson here? DON'T GO HOME

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beau11 0
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that's funny what 59 said

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ladykat 0

That's just your familys way of saying "we miss having you around" or "you're great at cleaning"!

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ggggiggity 0
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you mean i wasnt supposed to ask my kids to do this when they came home for spring break? oops my bad lol

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Betz 10
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Well what did you expect? The dishes could wait but the cat vomit's been there since christmas!

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Peacemaker9 7

nothing like a good ol welcome home present........

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johndoe20 0
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I got home for my spring break to clean the grout between the tile floors if my house. between the kitchen, dining room, and bathrooms, that's almost 2000 sq ft.

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UberFail79 0
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You're welcome, OP. Now, go get a sex change and make me a sammich.

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charlie_schmidt4 0

get off the computer and clean, jackass

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vendel 0

anybody who put ydi on this one has no life

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ReyEr9412 0
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The lesson here? DON'T GO HOME

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sixtimessix 0
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I bet OPs parents greeted her and expressed affection first this isn't a FML at all. OMG I cleaned up the living room boo hoo FML

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xoconnie 8

ha ha... its ok, u gotta help outtttt

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Boots1017 0
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time to spend breaks away from home.

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z620 0
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they probly just left the cat puke for u

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Person1233 12
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YDI for expecting affection. You're a guy, man up.

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zac12345 0

ffffffffffffffail

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WhatANoob 0

Idiot. it IS a boy.

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daviesha 0
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could be worse they could have waited for you to come home to clean like my mom did between thanksgiving and Christmas

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paul924 0

dumb ass FML!! so fuckin stupid!!

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mcgugs 0

aww, we haz a cranky mod around? (whoever deleted my post, i'm talking to you)

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lucidlucia 0
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never come back. that'll teach um.

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xxbananamagic 0
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welcome to family life.. did u expect them to suck your d?

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ladykat 0

Mercy how is that NOT creepy? :X haha

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thatoneGeo 0

stop being a delicate little fruit and just take it

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