By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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lol_ironic_life 9

You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!

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AirborneArmy13B 0

Doesn't matter if you are one. The army will help you, not kick you out if you give it 100%. Serve. It's worth it.

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allarmy323 0

They will take u not saying your a pussy but if your healthy and no criminal record. Come on in always nice to have another brother in arms. Just go active best way nowadays. Just don't come to ft Stewart

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hateevryone 14

you can still join the military. screw you dad

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dhardesty23 8

prove him wrong. I respect your possible decision

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darkinners 6

your father was testing you and you failed!! prove him wrong next time

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brick_man33 14

father's do know best, go enlist instead of posting it on fml.

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mattorama 15

Don't listen to him. Not everyone in the Army is John Rambo! There's more people in support and intelligence roles than on the ground. Military is a good career choice.

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spongebob1990 3

I said the same thing to my brother soo he wont join airforce i wanted him to be a marine

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