Miscellaneous: Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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By IMSERIOUS - 22/01/2014 19:23 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

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By Maryann - 08/02/2018 01:30

Today, I told my dad I started taking jiu-jitsu lessons. He responded by laughing and saying, "Martial arts are for pussies, you should just get a gun." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 22:00

Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML

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By AlienZ - 12/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

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By -.- - 13/04/2014 22:16 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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By Mark - 31/08/2021 15:01

Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML

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By Alexis - 26/08/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 04:00

Today, my dad is a drill sergeant, which is bad enough, but my boyfriend wants to meet him and my mom. This cannot go well, all the jokes and comedy movies say this cannot go well at all. FML

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lol_ironic_life 9

Friday 16 December 2011 11:57

You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!

EddiE_CN 8

Friday 16 December 2011 11:56

Don't visit him when you are on leave

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Eddie465 0

Friday 16 December 2011 20:50

You are what you eat ;)

griffkay 2

Friday 16 December 2011 21:27

Don't listen to your dad. If u have the intestinal fortitude to join then join and be proud that u are in the service.

seanjuro 0

Friday 16 December 2011 21:57

USAF all the way

Kitsune1998 0

Friday 16 December 2011 21:58

Join then show him you could be a better marine than he will ever be

xknightlightx 2

Friday 16 December 2011 21:59

I dont think your dad loves anyone, i can only image what ur mom is ..whether good or bad. Um.. Ur dad is being a stupid snub, the army has more than one place u can go to.. Like labs or air force or marines... I think they would test u to see where u fit most...

MistaEnis 3

Friday 16 December 2011 22:15

You'd be surprise

Chavez45 2

Friday 16 December 2011 22:20

Tell him your joining the marines. Then he'll respect you.

White_Knightspc 0

Friday 16 December 2011 23:06

On the contrary... Men over seas for six mo.that would live to see a pussy...

dannykilljoy 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 0:53

Once you're in for a while come back and kick his ass. :)

Tvolsfan325 13

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:30

Everyone deserves the right to serve their country and thats all that matters.

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