Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML
Today, I told my dad I started taking jiu-jitsu lessons. He responded by laughing and saying, "Martial arts are for pussies, you should just get a gun." FML
Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML
Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML
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lol_ironic_life 9
You being man enough to stand up for your country does not make you a pussy. :) Thank you for wanting to serve and protect us!
EddiE_CN 8
Don't visit him when you are on leave
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Comments (216)
Eddie465 0
You are what you eat ;)
griffkay 2
Don't listen to your dad. If u have the intestinal fortitude to join then join and be proud that u are in the service.
seanjuro 0
USAF all the way
Kitsune1998 0
Join then show him you could be a better marine than he will ever be
xknightlightx 2
I dont think your dad loves anyone, i can only image what ur mom is ..whether good or bad. Um.. Ur dad is being a stupid snub, the army has more than one place u can go to.. Like labs or air force or marines... I think they would test u to see where u fit most...
MistaEnis 3
You'd be surprise
Chavez45 2
Tell him your joining the marines. Then he'll respect you.
White_Knightspc 0
On the contrary... Men over seas for six mo.that would live to see a pussy...
dannykilljoy 4
Once you're in for a while come back and kick his ass. :)
Tvolsfan325 13
Everyone deserves the right to serve their country and thats all that matters.