Education and Miscellaneous: Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school...

By AlienZ - 12/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

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By IMSERIOUS - 22/01/2014 19:23 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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By Tallow101 - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 22:00

Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML

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By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 05:38

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 23:00

Today, a few army recruiters came to my school to discuss their jobs with us. When asked to say our name and what we wanted to do when we were older, I said I wanted to be a prosecutor. Everyone started laughing. Turns out everyone thought I said prostitute, including the recruiters. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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Incomplete freedom

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 12:59

No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.

Juli_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:16

my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all. anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?

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Vinatierri 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:41

I wouldn't complain if I were in your shoes. When I was a kid I would have killed to go to military school. I grew up in a broken home and had to instill all the right values into myself. Honest to God I would have loved a military school--I hate the public school system here. 1st

KwitIt 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:51

Yeeowch. Did they play it off like they were kidding? Or were you just being a little dense?

friedpwnadge 25

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:19

Am I a bad person for clicking both?

balor_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:59

No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.

iBeRandom 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:11

Oh. Ouch. (x-x)

Juli_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:16

my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all. anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?

itsTiffany 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:36

Conformity is the devil!

trevcars 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:39

thats pretty funny, although i doubt they are really making you go:P

Danika123 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:01

sweeet

CJ090 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:37

Yea that's right #6 **** conformity

PinkXplosion 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:07

How is this a FML? What's wrong with military school? I agree with #1 I was in the same situation. I would have loved to went to West Point but I'm too old now. Hell I'm still considering that Naval Academy or OCS.