Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
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Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML
Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Today, as a college student on a budget, I treated myself to a haircut. The stylist asked if I liked it, even though it was much shorter than I wanted, and I said yes. When I got home, my roommate asked if I had joined the military. My mom asked if I was OK. I'm wearing hats for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, a few army recruiters came to my school to discuss their jobs with us. When asked to say our name and what we wanted to do when we were older, I said I wanted to be a prosecutor. Everyone started laughing. Turns out everyone thought I said prostitute, including the recruiters. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
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balor_fml 0
No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.
Juli_fml 0
my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all. anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?
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Comments (41)
Vinatierri 0
I wouldn't complain if I were in your shoes. When I was a kid I would have killed to go to military school. I grew up in a broken home and had to instill all the right values into myself. Honest to God I would have loved a military school--I hate the public school system here. 1st
KwitIt 0
Yeeowch. Did they play it off like they were kidding? Or were you just being a little dense?
friedpwnadge 25
Am I a bad person for clicking both?
balor_fml 0
No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.
iBeRandom 0
Oh. Ouch. (x-x)
Juli_fml 0
my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all. anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?
itsTiffany 0
Conformity is the devil!
trevcars 0
thats pretty funny, although i doubt they are really making you go:P
Danika123 0
sweeet
CJ090 0
Yea that's right #6 **** conformity
PinkXplosion 0
How is this a FML? What's wrong with military school? I agree with #1 I was in the same situation. I would have loved to went to West Point but I'm too old now. Hell I'm still considering that Naval Academy or OCS.