Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML
Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML
Today, my dad is trying to kick me out to become homeless, because it’s my goal to become a police officer, and since he’s served prison time I’m now scum in his eyes and a disgrace to our family. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML
Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Justkidding100 41
have you tried getting an actual career that doesn't involve shooting everything you see?
Nolongeracriminal 16
There are things to do besides that. All depends on your scores (at least in the USA) and what spots they need to fill. Normally infantry is full of those that get crap for scores or those that really wanna shoot stuff.
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DirtySalamander 9
your dad is a butthead
Justkidding100 41
have you tried getting an actual career that doesn't involve shooting everything you see?
Nolongeracriminal 16
There are things to do besides that. All depends on your scores (at least in the USA) and what spots they need to fill. Normally infantry is full of those that get crap for scores or those that really wanna shoot stuff.
HayNow 11
Stop.... you have no idea what you're talking about.
poopface82 23
Go to the Air Force. Those guys have cooler toys anyway. Also, ACAB; listen to your father on that.
HouseOfM 8
it is possible that the father believes op far military material