Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML
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Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
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Top comments
_Noon_ 0
What a bitch! You were kind enough to swap places and this is how she pays you back. I hate people like that.
Terrimina23 0
ugh. I hate it when kids puke. Espically on airplanes.
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Comments (81)
beaniebabe 0
why couldn't the kid that threw up on you just throw up on the ground rather than leaning over the seat and throwing up on you
ohaliciamarie 0
HOW did the kid throw up on your head. either the story was completely over exaggerated or I'm calling a fake on this. ps. I agree with 17 ;D
thepowerofone 0
too bad your not one of those people who pukes when they see/smell etc. puke, because if you were you could puked on the bitches face you swapped you seats/laughed at you
KatieGoesRawrr 0
I agree with #64
omigawdd 0
ohh yeah Shyman when u barf u can control it anywhere where u want it to go its not the kids fault really that he felt sick. so stop hating on kids D:
sherlocklover89 0
thats not nice......
blondebutterfly8 5
You should have flung it at them
monkeykiller77 0
cuss at the kid and mom why are people so pussyish
bom_bom 0
i would of b-slap them. feel sooo bad for u -_-
jordanshawt 0
I agree with 66. how is that freaking possible? what he stood up to barf on you? I don't think so. plus, you should have checked who was around you before they switched.