By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
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Where's the mammoth then?

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

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Where's the mammoth then?

Well you're married to her, so she must like you...

KiddNYC1O 20

The wife's the mammoth.

17 - Because that's not at all what #1 implied.. Thanks for making that clear =)

LiveLaughFML 10

you should have responded with "well, you married this sloth."

Hope she's into bestiality..

flockz 19

how about smell? Si smells like shit. How bout you?

KiddNYC1O 20

21- It could go both ways really. Number 1 may have further tried to ridicule op.

I hope your brain isn't compared to Sid. That would really be insulting.

Dude, give me your number, I have a fetish for Sid and well... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

fthislyfe 22

Sid is super cute! Be happy

No disrespect to you OP, but it does not say much about the bitch's judgment of others if she married you.

do you always cry out of your pussy?

I don't see why he's complaining if she says he has big feet ;)

Errrrr.....Manny?!?! HELP!!!!

it could be worst, she could have compared you to a sparkling possibly homosexual vampire eh?

sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

Kuqito 0

Damn op your one ugly ass dude

Well you know what they say about big feet ;(

lmao a kid in my school looks like Sid too!

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uffiewuffie 0

You're never too old for a little Ice Age.

starrysky4 0

I LOVE SID. Jesus people, put sloths on the map.

ImFrackinBored 13

More stimulating than a frickin squirrel nearly dying over and over to get a nut? Impossible.

uffiewuffie 0

Sid isn't the squirrel. It's the sloth. Idiot.

maybe you should compare her to one of the mammoths! first!

KiddNYC1O 20

That "first" sent your potentially fair comment to shit.

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I think it's funny. Sid isn't morbidly obese, you know.

Yes, because the only time you should watch your weight is when your MORBIDLY obese...

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

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Ahahah I lol'd

starrysky4 0

I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

Is your wife a bitchy tyrannosaurus rex?

Maw she's the mammoth

Naw* Friggin iPod

kablooey_01 3

what exactly do you look like? it all sounds very disproportionate

MichellinMan 20

Buy do you have the lisp? You can't be compared to him if you don't have the lisp

MichellinMan 20

*but

I dont see the problem, I thought Sid was also the most funny right?

overthelimit 3

Sid's adorable! :D chill, OP.

Yeah but sid the sloth is a sexy sloth