By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
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Keyman1212 14

Well you're married to her, so she must like you...

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KiddNYC1O 20

The wife's the mammoth.

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LuHGiiiT 11

17 - Because that's not at all what #1 implied.. Thanks for making that clear =)

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LiveLaughFML 10

you should have responded with "well, you married this sloth."

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flockz 19

how about smell? Si smells like shit. How bout you?

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KiddNYC1O 20

21- It could go both ways really. Number 1 may have further tried to ridicule op.

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Neopets_dot_com 0

I hope your brain isn't compared to Sid. That would really be insulting.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Dude, give me your number, I have a fetish for Sid and well... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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fthislyfe 22

Sid is super cute! Be happy

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FarSide 22

No disrespect to you OP, but it does not say much about the bitch's judgment of others if she married you.

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Bizenghastly 0

I don't see why he's complaining if she says he has big feet ;)

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changesinme 0

it could be worst, she could have compared you to a sparkling possibly homosexual vampire eh?

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Iheartfunny 1

sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

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Iheartfunny 1

sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

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Kuqito 0

Damn op your one ugly ass dude

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WeemanIsBack 3

Well you know what they say about big feet ;(

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jazyyy16 3

lmao a kid in my school looks like Sid too!

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lastsinglepanda 16

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uffiewuffie 0

You're never too old for a little Ice Age.

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starrysky4 0

I LOVE SID. Jesus people, put sloths on the map.

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ImFrackinBored 13

More stimulating than a frickin squirrel nearly dying over and over to get a nut? Impossible.

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uffiewuffie 0

Sid isn't the squirrel. It's the sloth. Idiot.

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chattysoul890 18

maybe you should compare her to one of the mammoths! first!

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KiddNYC1O 20

That "first" sent your potentially fair comment to shit.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I think it's funny. Sid isn't morbidly obese, you know.

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jibz83 2

Yes, because the only time you should watch your weight is when your MORBIDLY obese...

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kablooey_01 3

what exactly do you look like? it all sounds very disproportionate

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MichellinMan 20

Buy do you have the lisp? You can't be compared to him if you don't have the lisp

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badandevil 0

I dont see the problem, I thought Sid was also the most funny right?

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overthelimit 3

Sid's adorable! :D chill, OP.

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