By faceless_sailor8 - 31/08/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
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trollsemen 8
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Where's the mammoth then?

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

PINECONE!

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trollsemen 8
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Where's the mammoth then?

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Keyman1212 14
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Well you're married to her, so she must like you...

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KiddNYC1O 20

The wife's the mammoth.

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LuHGiiiT 11
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17 - Because that's not at all what #1 implied.. Thanks for making that clear =)

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LiveLaughFML 10

you should have responded with "well, you married this sloth."

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iTrevor 5
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Hope she's into bestiality..

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flockz 19

how about smell? Si smells like shit. How bout you?

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KiddNYC1O 20

21- It could go both ways really. Number 1 may have further tried to ridicule op.

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Neopets_dot_com 0
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I hope your brain isn't compared to Sid. That would really be insulting.

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Iamnotmyself 17
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Dude, give me your number, I have a fetish for Sid and well... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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fthislyfe 22

Sid is super cute! Be happy

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FarSide 22
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No disrespect to you OP, but it does not say much about the bitch's judgment of others if she married you.

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chuckychan 8
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do you always cry out of your pussy?

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Bizenghastly 0
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I don't see why he's complaining if she says he has big feet ;)

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Bradderz 2
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Errrrr.....Manny?!?! HELP!!!!

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changesinme 0
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it could be worst, she could have compared you to a sparkling possibly homosexual vampire eh?

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Iheartfunny 1
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sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

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Iheartfunny 1
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sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

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Kuqito 0

Damn op your one ugly ass dude

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WeemanIsBack 3
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Well you know what they say about big feet ;(

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jazyyy16 3
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lmao a kid in my school looks like Sid too!

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lastsinglepanda 16
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uffiewuffie 0

You're never too old for a little Ice Age.

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starrysky4 0

I LOVE SID. Jesus people, put sloths on the map.

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ImFrackinBored 13

More stimulating than a frickin squirrel nearly dying over and over to get a nut? Impossible.

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uffiewuffie 0

Sid isn't the squirrel. It's the sloth. Idiot.

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chattysoul890 18
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maybe you should compare her to one of the mammoths! first!

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KiddNYC1O 20

That "first" sent your potentially fair comment to shit.

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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I think it's funny. Sid isn't morbidly obese, you know.

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jibz83 2
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Yes, because the only time you should watch your weight is when your MORBIDLY obese...

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

PINECONE!

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jennaleigh 0
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Ahahah I lol'd

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starrysky4 0

I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

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Bloodlvst 10
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Is your wife a bitchy tyrannosaurus rex?

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WCARlover 34
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Maw she's the mammoth

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WCARlover 34
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Naw* Friggin iPod

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kablooey_01 3

what exactly do you look like? it all sounds very disproportionate

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MichellinMan 20

Buy do you have the lisp? You can't be compared to him if you don't have the lisp

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MichellinMan 20

*but

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badandevil 0
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I dont see the problem, I thought Sid was also the most funny right?

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overthelimit 3

Sid's adorable! :D chill, OP.

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twitch851 9
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Yeah but sid the sloth is a sexy sloth

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