FML : Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

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Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By faceless_sailor8 / Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:25 / United States

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By trollsemen | 8

#3213867 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

Where's the mammoth then?

By IAmNotAnAnimal | 9

#3213886 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

PINECONE!

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By trollsemen | 8

#3213867 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

Where's the mammoth then?

Keyman1212 | 14

#3213909 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:11

Well you're married to her, so she must like you...

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3213936 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:14

The wife's the mammoth.

LuHGiiiT | 11

#3213972 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:17

17 - Because that's not at all what #1 implied..
Thanks for making that clear =)

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3213997 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:19

you should have responded with "well, you married this sloth."

iTrevor | 5

#3214032 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:23

Hope she's into bestiality..

flockz | 19

#3214106 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:31

how about smell? Si smells like shit. How bout you?

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3214114 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:32

21- It could go both ways really. Number 1 may have further tried to ridicule op.

Neopets_dot_com | 0

#3214120 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:32

I hope your brain isn't compared to Sid. That would really be insulting.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#3214315 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:16

Dude, give me your number, I have a fetish for Sid and well... WILL YOU MARRY ME?

fthislyfe | 22

#3214661 - Thursday 1 September 2011 0:24

Sid is super cute! Be happy

FarSide | 22

#3214848 - Thursday 1 September 2011 1:50

No disrespect to you OP, but it does not say much about the bitch's judgment of others if she married you.

chuckychan | 8

#3215139 - Thursday 1 September 2011 5:47

do you always cry out of your pussy?

Bizenghastly | 0

#3215255 - Thursday 1 September 2011 8:08

I don't see why he's complaining if she says he has big feet ;)

Bradderz | 2

#3215795 - Thursday 1 September 2011 11:09

Errrrr.....Manny?!?!

HELP!!!!

changesinme | 0

#3215864 - Thursday 1 September 2011 11:37

it could be worst, she could have compared you to a sparkling possibly homosexual vampire eh?

Iheartfunny | 1

#3218108 - Thursday 1 September 2011 23:46

sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

Iheartfunny | 1

#3218111 - Thursday 1 September 2011 23:47

sid tje sloth is a very lovable character... just saying

Kuqito | 0

#3221362 - Friday 2 September 2011 8:06

Damn op your one ugly ass dude

WeemanIsBack | 3

#3227561 - Saturday 3 September 2011 11:43

Well you know what they say about big feet ;(

jazyyy16 | 3

#3244858 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:18

lmao a kid in my school looks like Sid too!

By lastsinglepanda | 16

#3213870 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

imjuicygossip | 0

#3214333 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:21

Agreed...

dmeloccaro | 5

#3215008 - Thursday 1 September 2011 4:12

I concur.

uffiewuffie | 0

#3217376 - Thursday 1 September 2011 21:10

You're never too old for a little Ice Age.

starrysky4 | 0

#3221562 - Friday 2 September 2011 8:49

I LOVE SID.
Jesus people, put sloths on the map.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3224862 - Saturday 3 September 2011 1:01

More stimulating than a frickin squirrel nearly
dying over and over to get a nut? Impossible.

uffiewuffie | 0

#3229611 - Saturday 3 September 2011 21:02

Sid isn't the squirrel. It's the sloth. Idiot.

By chattysoul890 | 18

#3213875 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

maybe you should compare her to one of the mammoths!

first!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3213992 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:19

That "first" sent your potentially fair comment to shit.

By liquidSELECT | 0

#3213876 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3214304 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:14

I think it's funny. Sid isn't morbidly obese, you know.

jibz83 | 2

#3214866 - Thursday 1 September 2011 2:11

Yes, because the only time you should watch your weight is when your MORBIDLY obese...

By IAmNotAnAnimal | 9

#3213886 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

PINECONE!

jennaleigh | 0

#3215747 - Thursday 1 September 2011 10:51

Ahahah I lol'd

starrysky4 | 0

#3221581 - Friday 2 September 2011 8:52

I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

By Bloodlvst | 9

#3213896 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

Is your wife a bitchy tyrannosaurus rex?

WCARlover | 34

#3214062 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:28

Maw she's the mammoth

WCARlover | 34

#3214076 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:29

Naw*
Friggin iPod

By kablooey_01 | 3

#3213899 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

what exactly do you look like? it all sounds very disproportionate

By MichellinMan | 20

#3213901 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:10

Buy do you have the lisp? You can't be compared to him if you don't have the lisp

MichellinMan | 20

#3213956 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:16

*but

By badandevil | 0

#3213905 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:11

I dont see the problem, I thought Sid was also the most funny right?

overthelimit | 3

#3214850 - Thursday 1 September 2011 1:53

Sid's adorable! :D chill, OP.

By twitch851 | 9

#3213917 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:13

Yeah but sid the sloth is a sexy sloth

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