By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 219
You deserved it 3 437

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You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

OUCH..............

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OUCH..............

You must look creepy OP.

Well if its that bad... Maybe tou should try a plastic bag over your head?

HowAreYouToday 34

Did you at least phone home?

two things i learned while reading this FML. 1. OP's girlfriend is a douche. 2. OP is very unnatractive!

When someone in the dark reaches out to you, and touches off a spark that comes shining through, It tells you never be afraid... I like ET, cuz Michael Jackson sang this awesome song for it.

Thats mean Did you ask her if she thinks it's something to laugh about, why is she still with you? Maybe her own insecurities are in play?

Don't you mean Owwwwww? ;-)

It could be worse. At least OP doesn't look like Freddy Krueger.

I wonder if OP has foot long fingers like ET

The real FML is that his girlfriend has a full scale model of ET.

At least ET doesn't look like you.....

Am I the only one who thinks ET is cute? I think I am. He scared me when I was little but I think he's cute now, lol

I mean he's creepy, but cute too!

Take a finger and stick it up their asses, while saying "Owwwww."

Ahahaha now try posing next to smeagol.. And say "my precious" I'll be waiting for your FML;)

get plastic surgery

HowAreYouToday 34

Jerk. That's uncalled for. Stop being mean. You don't know how op looks like.

23: He knows...he looks like ET.

lol i dont look like et im just saying if ur feeling insecure tht ur girlfriend or watever thinks u look like et get plastic surgery

I said OP looks like ET. Not you

he most be one ugly mother f*cker then.

oh crap. you look really creepy. no offense. sorry. :(

Offense taken

so you DON'T think ET is creepy looking? O.o

I've always thought ET looks creepy. I even cried the first time I saw that movie. True story.

sorry? its called not-even-my-opinion. obviously, if op looks like ET, and ET is seriously not attractive, then op isn't very attractive. :/ sucks for you, op. maybe they're lying? hope so.

stewie will feel the wrath of ET's finger for that one !!!

ET is a cutie.

I'd bang ET. I probably already have too

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

Do you play xbox

5- I sense some fingering later on.

tweetbaby14 18

ET, phoning your home?

CANNOT BREATYE I LOVE YOU

you're so hypnotizing could you be the devil could you be the angel

...Your touch magnetizing feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing

imma disrobe you, then imma probe you.

KISS ME!!!! K-K-KISS MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison

You mean AIDS?

19990231 29

97, This is why we can't have nice things.

I love E.T. he's awesome.

Dang that's messed up. Well, just in case they make another ET, they can use you instead and you can make big bucks

Take it as a compliment and assume she means you have magic glowing fingers

Magic glowing tips... All extremities glow

U got a katy perry face lol jk but really dude that chick is mean