By srloin - 21/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

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leader0011 5

Well if its that bad... Maybe tou should try a plastic bag over your head?

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HowAreYouToday 34

Did you at least phone home?

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LiveLaughFML 10

two things i learned while reading this FML. 1. OP's girlfriend is a douche. 2. OP is very unnatractive!

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fthislyfe 22

When someone in the dark reaches out to you, and touches off a spark that comes shining through, It tells you never be afraid... I like ET, cuz Michael Jackson sang this awesome song for it.

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brrarm 17

Thats mean Did you ask her if she thinks it's something to laugh about, why is she still with you? Maybe her own insecurities are in play?

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

It could be worse. At least OP doesn't look like Freddy Krueger.

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zombicidal 11

I wonder if OP has foot long fingers like ET

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PutItIn 8

The real FML is that his girlfriend has a full scale model of ET.

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ShyAnn29 14

Am I the only one who thinks ET is cute? I think I am. He scared me when I was little but I think he's cute now, lol

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Take a finger and stick it up their asses, while saying "Owwwww."

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fatgirllovesfml 0

Ahahaha now try posing next to smeagol.. And say "my precious" I'll be waiting for your FML;)

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thepersonyouknow 9

get plastic surgery

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HowAreYouToday 34

Jerk. That's uncalled for. Stop being mean. You don't know how op looks like.

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fthislyfe 22

23: He knows...he looks like ET.

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thepersonyouknow 9

lol i dont look like et im just saying if ur feeling insecure tht ur girlfriend or watever thinks u look like et get plastic surgery

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fthislyfe 22

I said OP looks like ET. Not you

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rexgar2000 10

he most be one ugly mother f*cker then.

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RebekahBrooke 9

oh crap. you look really creepy. no offense. sorry. :(

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RebekahBrooke 9

so you DON'T think ET is creepy looking? O.o

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illmatic2 16

I've always thought ET looks creepy. I even cried the first time I saw that movie. True story.

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RebekahBrooke 9

sorry? its called not-even-my-opinion. obviously, if op looks like ET, and ET is seriously not attractive, then op isn't very attractive. :/ sucks for you, op. maybe they're lying? hope so.

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craaazymonkey 0

stewie will feel the wrath of ET's finger for that one !!!

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enonymous 8

I'd bang ET. I probably already have too

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Epsilonyx 15

You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.

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KiddNYC1O 20

5- I sense some fingering later on.

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tweetbaby14 18

ET, phoning your home?

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agent_awesome 10

you're so hypnotizing could you be the devil could you be the angel

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RainbowzSkittlez 6

...Your touch magnetizing feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing

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flockz 19

imma disrobe you, then imma probe you.

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Andr913 13

KISS ME!!!! K-K-KISS MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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CatPerson123 0

Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison

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19990231 29

97, This is why we can't have nice things.

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Magic1 9

Dang that's messed up. Well, just in case they make another ET, they can use you instead and you can make big bucks

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RensM 22

Take it as a compliment and assume she means you have magic glowing fingers

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ih82bl8 2

Magic glowing tips... All extremities glow

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chessypie 0

U got a katy perry face lol jk but really dude that chick is mean

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