By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
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stunty_fml 0

That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?

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Emperor_Jim 0

Snot happens.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

must've been tasty.

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Mouldy666 0

maybe that's how she likes it ;)

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nicobington 1

nice!!!!

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dogpup4 23

Your picture made that comment hilarious and I don't know why, #1.

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stunty_fml 0

That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?

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plum_lovin 28

That sucks for both of them. He was probably super embarrassed.

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sayyestothedress 24

Probably gonna see another post about it except it's in the boys perspective

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Playdate 0

That is siff!!

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Emperor_Jim 0

Snot happens.

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xxcrazybestiexx 0

I think this is a FYL, that is just plain disgusting any way u look at it. How can someone even respond to that!

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sayyestothedress 24

By slapping him in the face and then going to the bathroom to brush you teeth!! And then use 10 billion pounds of mouthwash!!

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Meme1988 18

well, i see it a little funny XD ...poor you at least he stopped and tried to sneeze

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perdix 29

Did he crap his pants at the same time? There's a lot of that going around these days -- sneeze-induced defecation, that is.

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dalink 24

Dramatic increase in abdominal pressure combined with weak sphincter tone and a high fat diet. The perfect storm.

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ifinishlast 0

now if you said he wanted to re-enact two girls one cup, that woul be an fml. this ain't so bad

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

Gah that just reminded me of 1 guy 1 cup :S excuse me while I vomit.

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Prawn_fml 2

Would think this is worse for him than you, to be honest. How did he react?

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_Noon_ 0

Eww. Btw, this one is perfect for an illustrated FML :D

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BravoUser 0

You may now sneeze on the bride.

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