FML : Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge...

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Achoo - / Thursday 15 October 2009 07:07 / United States

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By stunty_fml | 0

#621891 - Thursday 15 October 2009 13:28

That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?

By Emperor_Jim | 0

#621911 - Thursday 15 October 2009 13:42

Snot happens.

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By ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#621890 - Thursday 15 October 2009 13:28

must've been tasty.

blairjanine | 0

#909403 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:31

salty

Mouldy666 | 0

#1038052 - Monday 21 June 2010 12:26

maybe that's how she likes it ;)

nicobington | 1

#1987619 - Thursday 20 January 2011 3:27

nice!!!!

dogpup4 | 23

#3649955 - Sunday 27 November 2011 23:31

Your picture made that comment hilarious and I don't know why, #1.

By stunty_fml | 0

#621891 - Thursday 15 October 2009 13:28

That must have been like a live cartoon. Did you notice a comic bubble with "#&?!" floating above your head?

plum_lovin | 28

#5576554 - Friday 12 July 2013 9:37

That sucks for both of them. He was probably super embarrassed.

sayyestothedress | 24

#6008330 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:00

Probably gonna see another post about it except it's in the boys perspective

By Playdate | 0

#621904 - Thursday 15 October 2009 13:39

That is siff!!

By Emperor_Jim | 0

#621911 - Thursday 15 October 2009 13:42

Snot happens.

By xxcrazybestiexx | 0

#621918 - Thursday 15 October 2009 13:53

I think this is a FYL, that is just plain disgusting any way u look at it. How can someone even respond to that!

sayyestothedress | 24

#6008332 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:01

By slapping him in the face and then going to the bathroom to brush you teeth!! And then use 10 billion pounds of mouthwash!!

By Meme1988 | 18

#621926 - Thursday 15 October 2009 14:02

well, i see it a little funny XD ...poor you
at least he stopped and tried to sneeze

By perdix | 29

#621929 - Thursday 15 October 2009 14:03

Did he crap his pants at the same time? There's a lot of that going around these days -- sneeze-induced defecation, that is.

dalink | 24

#5355708 - Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:59

Dramatic increase in abdominal pressure combined with weak sphincter tone and a high fat diet. The perfect storm.

By ifinishlast | 0

#621935 - Thursday 15 October 2009 14:06

now if you said he wanted to re-enact two girls one cup, that woul be an fml. this ain't so bad

PandaPandaPandaX | 0

#622066 - Thursday 15 October 2009 16:48

Gah that just reminded me of 1 guy 1 cup :S excuse me while I vomit.

By Prawn_fml | 2

#621943 - Thursday 15 October 2009 14:18

Would think this is worse for him than you, to be honest. How did he react?

By _Noon_ | 0

#621969 - Thursday 15 October 2009 14:50

Eww.
Btw, this one is perfect for an illustrated FML :D

BravoUser | 0

#622423 - Friday 16 October 2009 0:21

You may now sneeze on the bride.

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