By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML
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Same thing different taste


Hey OP, at least you finally closed the goddamn door.

No. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Oh. Well in fact. Look at it this way OP, I mean, technically your grade isn't saved.

I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door no!"

That must be a pretty bad class if God himself personally damned even the door. Good luck, OP.

Always do a risk/reward calculation for your pranks. If the potential for hilarity doesn't outweigh the risks for screwing up, don't do it. Holding the door, unless you pair it with a gutsplitting GoT-reference, does not rank very highly on reward. Consider Reward -------- × hostility of enviroment= Should I? Risk