Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Kareohlynah 0
Gay...
juggyjones 0
BUTT SECKS TIME. #167 - you're welcome?
FoundManyLemons 0
I keep thinking since your period comes at the same time every month, you could have scheduled around it. Still, FYL.
x3Kiome 0
LMAOLMAO. You got a great best friend. If I was your best friend... Yeah I wouldn't even go near you and your um.. bleeding issues. And to some people that are saying like that she should be using a tampon, she doesn't HAVE to. It's a choice. #165, Please. Be Real. Just because the period is regulated doesn't mean the stress won't make it come later, or sooner then it's supposed to. Not one girl, will always come on a specific date for the rest of their lives. We're stressed and it will come later then usual or it might come earlier.
Honeypuddle 0
This is totally your fault...it's call birth control.
jennsever00 0
sorry but you still use pads?! find a tampon you like and then you won't need anyone's help. or at least you shouldn't. (also, it's not the end of the world...just use a towel and you will be fine!)
melissa_10 7
sucks for you... u should use a tampon....
ssecnirpc 0
Wear a tampon and use a pad. That should leave you protected... I'd rather pull out a tampon than wrap up a pad, so your friend can take out the tampon and the pad beneath should be fresh for the rest of the evening.
bretticus 0
I am so glad I have a Y chromosome. Ladies, you really got the raw end of the deal biologically... I salute you :/
kthnxbai 0
To anyone who doesn't seem to understand the BC delay thing because of the number of pills: you start a new pack, just keep taking the active pills from the next pack.