Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
LittleLadyB 0
um..you should have went on birth control so you could have skipped your period..and pads?? use a freakin tampon. this is all your fault LOL
whohash 0
Yeah, tampons are your best friend! That sucks, though =/
1234567allgood 0
are you kidding me? regulate that shit. youire getting married.. go on birth control. and are you actually relying on a pad on your wedding? if you dont want to be a stained mess you have to use both a tampon and a pad
Imtrix 0
Okay, people who keep mentioning the tampons, just thought you might want to remember her bestfriend had to put the pad in; Imagine her putting the tampon in. Think logically guys. And, to the lady who didn't think about her period while planning her wedding, that's your fault. You have one hell of a best friend though.
estarian_jem 0
Kinda late now, i guess, but get a mirena IUD :) they're 99.9% effective, they stay in for 5 years and after about a year most womens' periods stop completely - awesome.
everydayhero12 0
should've been on birth control
wut_fml 0
I know some people have unpredictable periods, but usually most women can at least tell which week they're going to have it. Don't you keep a record of when you have it? Birth control FTW. You always know, to the day, when you're going to have your period.
phoenixxrisingxx 0
okay. guys? If youre going to be completely idiotic, read ALL the comments. The pad/tampon issue has been covered. Its her choice. End of story. I would rather change my best friends pad that put in a new tampon. Although #176 was the smartest idea Ive seen. The BC issue has been covered. She didnt want it or couldnt do it. And you still freakin bleed on the pill. Sometimes its worse, and you cant count it as easily. honestly. stop sayin the same crap over and over. its been covered. and youre just making yourself look like an idiot,
macfarley 0
hows about u deserve it because u scheduled ur wedding for a time u could potentially get ur period, and once again because u went so overboard on ur dress that u can't function. and third because u worry about stuff like that in the first place, why get married to somebody who is grossed out by a natural human process that he's gonna have to deal with, i'm a guy btw and not all of us are squeamish losers
perstephane 4
#9 - Some people have such heavy periods (even while on birth control) that they leak through a super plus tampon AND a pad in less than an hour. THAT'S who wears pads after the age of 16. Consider yourself lucky it doesn't happen to you.