Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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jjjeah 0
Why are people so stupid when it comes to the tampon thing? Look, not everyone prefers tampons. I'm 19, and I don't like them. Neither does my mother, who is in her forties. They're not for everyone. If you think pads feel like diapers, be smart and grab the thinner ones. You don't feel them if you position them properly. And if you think they feel gross... um, change them? Pretty sure that's the point. And yes, the few times I HAVE worn tampons, I've had to wear pads on my heavier days anyway. So what the ****'s the point if I have to buy tampons AND pads?
claiireee1 0
omg that sucks so bad :(
TiredandHungry 0
I agree with #30 but also, try to avoid dairy and it will lighten your flow at the very least (it can also help you finish it earlier)
phoenixxrisingxx 0
135. you are my hero. and really people. there are 135 comments on here about how planning doesnt always help and stuff. Im so with 135 on this. Why buy both?
shananigans 0
Uhh while I much prefer tampons myself, I don't get all you people who are telling her to use a tampon. You really think it'll be less awkward for her friend to pull a bloody tampon out of her ****** than it will be to change a pad? Any woman who's ever changed a baby's diaper will probably not be particularly squeamish about changing a pad.
pinkdaisy 0
wear a tampon first of all.....
Ibeapirate 0
this is why you're supposed to pay attention to when your period is. That way, when it's important, you can plan around it.
phantomdonut 0
no. 142 - I've tried that - it doesn't always work. Oh, well. The best laid plans of mice and phantomdonuts...
originalchampion 0
Well I guess it happens, it's a fact of life. Have a really good wedding, I'm sure that minor thing won't stuff up anything!
dancin303 0
see if you got pregnet before the wedding this wouldnt be a problem! jk. 40 as i read yours i immediatly relized you are probably a man. its called irregual. not always the exact same