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Retainers are sexy.
Op needs a retainer to retain but cannot retain the retainer he needs a retainer retainer.
haha now you have to dig in the trash yay!!! :D
Hahahaha/
Dude! iiBroke Miine!
LMFAO 30 xD
Well on the bright side, at least you had Chick-fil-A! :)
21: still funny hp
noob
that is what a shirt says at rue21
36- are you related to pingpongpickle by any chance?
I work for chickfila.
yeah I'm confused too:/ I thought penguin was the evil one and pickle was the good one? sorry cap'n, but I have to disagree, I'm more into humans and I think pickle was the hotter one :P
lol
143- oh not at all ma'am. I must compliment you on your beautiful coat of fur and nice, cute ears:)
133- :O you ask who pingpongpickle is, but think your the evil ONE? i'm onto you...
op that sucks.. i mean u kinda deserve it 4 not keeping up with something like that
nobody cares
176- I'm actually 15 and 11/12 :P and geez I was kidding, don't take it seriously.
welcome back!
yeah 176, who are you talking about? if it's about me, my 16th birthday is in September:/
mann the only person who knows of me pretty much now is kiddnyc. i miss when i was famous on here :(
are you turning 16 too? cause that would be weird lol.
what does op stand for?
Haley I still rember you. Everybody who used to threadjack got banned.
188- I know you! dont worry, you're still famous :). you always comment on the intimacy fml's lol :P and you kinda look like my gf, which freaks me out cause you have a bf, who isn't me, so I think is she cheating on me? :O
Raleigh has anyone ever told you that you look like kid cudi?
191 - it means one pitiful (mofo)
You dont look like Usher at all if you ask me. But you definitely look like kid cudi, especially that pic.
Do it. See how many people you can fool.
that sucks=(
Good kid cudi awesome. Especially his mixtapes.
you enjoyed the food at least right?
lmfao. fyl and ydi for not checking if you had it before tossing it out. ;D I never wear my retainer, and my teeth are still perfect. but that may be because I have a perm on on the back of my teethh. :D
and youre not .
woops srry !!! didnt mean 2 right thatt
you're stupid. pay attention to what you're doing.
59 lol what? tmi you're hot so whatever
haha it does rhyme! but... sucks for you, those things are expensive!
lmao 21
chick fil a sucks lile that. i went to get a drink refill at lunch time and came back to an empty table. the cleaning guy threw my half eaten meal and magazine in the trash.
OP, I've done that too before. It sucks.
Well, atleast your FML rhymes :D
Why does everyone have 0 up or down votes?
Lol, sucks ta be you.
GG.
I like where this is going.
you could do it doggy style ( how long does it take to get unbanned cuz I got banned cuz I said this guy was being stupid and so I thought I got permanently banned but I checked back in today and I was unbanned
93,ur smokin
that's a dog you retard
Actually i almost did this on several occasions back when I was a kid with braces. XD YDI but FYL. XD
better go off urself. worst post ever.
Naw , its too wordy to be a verse ..
did the same thing a kfc
I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.
19 has a point. I never wore my retainer. and my teeth and still straight.
my brother never wore his retainers, and they all spaced out and it looks like he ne'er got braces.
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What is this OP, a rap? The last part of the FML ryhmes.
I've been without braces for several years and I quit wearing my retainers like I was supposed to and my teeth are fine.