Health, Embarrassing, Weddings and Periods: Help! I need somebody!

Help! I need somebody!

By Anonymous - 11/07/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML

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By anonymous - 24/04/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 13:55 - Australia

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML

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By noname - 13/12/2008 05:48 - France

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By faulty plumbimg! - 31/08/2013 12:14 - India

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

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lalalaila777 24

Tuesday 11 July 2023 23:08

hopefully someone had something you could use! I've on numerous occasions used many many sheets of toilet paper folded many times to create something usable, hope you enjoyed yourself!

Nikki 16

Wednesday 12 July 2023 2:02

Not many women I know would go away without backup tampons just incase, you’ll be able to ask almost any female for one

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lalalaila777 24

Tuesday 11 July 2023 23:08

hopefully someone had something you could use! I've on numerous occasions used many many sheets of toilet paper folded many times to create something usable, hope you enjoyed yourself!

Nikki 16

Wednesday 12 July 2023 2:02

Not many women I know would go away without backup tampons just incase, you’ll be able to ask almost any female for one

Yudith 24

Wednesday 12 July 2023 3:56

What the heck is an after-wedding brunch, and why does the family keep brunching together when the bride and groom are gone for their honeymoon?

sarsuela 28

Wednesday 12 July 2023 9:23

Some weddings last for couple of days so if guests stayed for overnight it is only logical to have brunch together. Bride and groom can go to their honemoon tomorrow or next week or even never.